The Dildo Whisperer

Give Thanks to Your Partner- Part 2

2010-11-09T07:32:00.000-08:00

Last week, I shared with you a toy that partners can use together. A toy that you normally wouldn't think of as a couples toy. This week I thought I would share with you another fun toy for any couple out there looking to spice things up and build trust in your relationship. At some point in virtually every relationship there is a conversation with your partner where you discuss the option of getting tied up during sex. Sometimes there is a strong interest and sometimes there isn't. For most people the reason they say, "no way" is because they fear being tied up and having their partner leave them tied to the bed while they leave the room. We have all seen this scenario in a tv show or movie at some point. It is for this very reason that a company called Sportsheets came to be. The founder wanted to create light bondage gear that was not only easy to use but easy to escape from. This give both partners a sense of control even while building a fantasy involving bondage. Check out a couple of fun toys you can try with your partner. Enjoying bondage without fear.

Under the Bed Restraints

These amazing straps go under your mattress and provide an anchor on your bed to connect your cuffs to. They are easy to install and can be tucked under your mattress when not in use. Now you don't have to have the perfect bed to have some bondage fun. Pretty cool if you ask me. The cuffs that sportsheets makes are all velcro and easy to remove even if you are the one wearing them. They attach to the Under The Bed Restraints with a small double sided hook. (like the kind at the end of a dog leash). Trust me when I say these restraints are some of the best and easiest to use on the market. Sportsheets thinks of everything!

When you are ready to move your sex life from the bed to other areas of the house Sportsheets has you covered there as well. They have all kinds of fun toys that you can use just about everywhere. They even have a line of toys designed for sex in the shower.

Sex in the Shower Dual Locking Handle

Get a handle on your sex life while enjoying a fun and playful shower with your partner. This handle gives you something to hold onto while getting into just the right position for shower sex. It gets slippery in the shower but now you can bang without the fear of falling.

Sex in the Shower Foot Rest

Hike you leg up and let your lover enter from behind. This nifty foot rest helps you get into all the right positions for fun sexual play in the shower.

Vibrating Sponge

Last but not least, add a little buzz to your scrub a dub dub. This vibrating sponge has a hidden vibrator that will help you get off while getting it on in the shower.

Time to Give Thanks

2010-11-02T10:41:00.000-07:00

Thanksgiving is fast approaching and now is a good time to give thanks to your lover for all the exciting play you have had all year long. Given the fact that I am doing a month long "Giveaway A Day" at the Dildo Whisperer Online Store there is no better time to get to shopping for a gift for your partner in crime. Every one is different when it come to sex and the toys they like which is why I am going to be doing a series of "Thank You" inspired gift ideas that you can buy and use with your partner. So let's get started, shall we?

Sidekick

I know you are thinking to yourself how can a masturbation sleeve be a couples toy? Men love blow jobs. They love it even more when their partner swallows their load. There is just something about the feeling that makes just about every man feel satisfied. But not everybody likes to swallow and some times our mouths just aren't designed to fit a whole penis in them. So for that reason Dildo Whisperer follower I present to you the Sidekick. Pick one of these lil guys up and before you know it you will completely change how you give a blow job or a hand job for the better.

Let's talk about how to use it. When giving a hand job or a blow job with the help of Sidekick you want to make sure that you put a little lube inside it so it slides on nice and smooth. Try to avoid getting the lube on the outside of it or your hands because that can make handling this toy a little challenging. For Blow Jobs use your favorite flavored lube so everything tastes a lil better. Once you slide the Sidekick on your man's shaft you can get to work stroking up and down. If just giving a Hand Job remember to focus on the head of the penis as well as the shaft. For Blow Jobs use one hand to stroke this shaft with the Sidekick while your mouth focuses on the head of his penis. This will give him full coverage and the sensation of being deep throated without you having to worry about a pesky gag reflex. When your man is getting ready to climax take your hand and wrap your fingers around the Sidekick at the base of his cock. Your hand is going to be operating as a make shift cock ring for a few seconds. Using your other hand keep moving the Sidekick up and down his shaft. Seconds before he comes grab the top portion of the Sidekick pulling it up over the head of his penis. This will create a suction inside the Sidekick that will literally SUCK the cum right out of your guy. He will get the sensation of the "swallowing" of his load with out you actually having to swallow. Pretty cool huh?

For more fun Couples tips keep coming back to the blog all month long as I share more Give Thanks To Your Partner sex tips and don't forget I am doing a "Giveaway A Day" every day all month long to shoppers of the Dildo Whisperer Online Store. So shop now for your chance to win a great prize!

If you have a question for the Dildo Whisperer email her at romaine@eatromaine.com or shop at her online toy store at www.eatromaine.com.

NOVEMBER!!! A Giveaway -- A DAY!!!

2010-11-01T07:58:00.000-07:00

That's right folks! November is here and it is time for the biggest Dildo Whisperer Giveaway YET!! I don't know about you but I can't believe that it is November already. That means that the Dildo Whisperer Online Store has been up and running for 1 year!! Through out this past year I have learned a lot. Like people don't buy as many sex toys in the summer because they are spending all their free time outside and not indoors having sex. Who knew? I have also learned that more and more people are giving sex toys as gifts to their friends, partners and sometimes they just buy a gift for themselves. But the most important thing I have learned this year dear Dildo Whisperer follower is that you LOVE BIG GIVEAWAYS!!!

So let's get to giving stuff away shall we? Let me tell you how it is going to work. There are 30 days in the month of November and I will be giving away a prize each and EVERY day all month long. Every day I will look at the people who have ordered on that day and I will randomly select a winner for the day. That person will then get a prize in the mail from me. Now, let me let you in on a little secret. In a typical month I have about 35 customers. So how many do you think I have on a single day? All you have to do is pick a day with very few shoppers and well...you are smart and can figure this out.

Okay, so you get how the giveaway works and now I bet you want to know what kind of prizes I am going to be giving away right? Some days I might tell you ahead of time what the prize of the day will be but most days I will randomly select the toy and then select the winner. Just know that every day there will be a fun prize to be won. I will also announce the winner of the day on my Facebook page www.facebook.com/romaine33 so follow along there to find out if you have won. Below you will find the list of items that will be given away. Some items will be given away more then once. Also, take notice that all of these prizes are great but there are a a few of them in there that are exceptional!!

Boy Butter- $17 Value

Slimline G- $30 Value

Silicone Finger Vibe- $24 Value

Love U Water Lubricant- $17 Value

Light Me Up Vibe- $18 Value

Flow- $108 Value

Love U Bullet- $15 Value

Natural Desire- $28 Value

Slick Shaft- $54 Value

Ryder- $40 Value

Prostate Health- $60 Value

Sidekick- $20 Value

Bondage Tape- $14 Value

Rabbit Habit- $150 Value

Hot Heart Massager- $24 Value

Wet Head- $7 Value

Spot On Glass Dildo- $42 Value

I am also going to give a bonus prize to the person who spends the most money at the Dildo Whisperer Online Store this month. I will total all orders of each person to figure this out. So if you shop more then once your orders will be added together. This Bonus Winner will have their choice between:

Pro Touch-

AND

Elle-

Fine Print:
All results are final. Winner will receive their prizes in the mail at the address provided when they order. All winners with items valued at over $40 will be contacted via email to confirm their prize. They will have 5 days to confirm their prize. All drawings will be held at 11:59pm EST for that day. No purchase necessary send an email to romaine@eatromaine.com to be entered. Winners will be announced at www.facebook.com/romaine33 Any questions can be emailed to Romaine@eatromaine.com

Masturbation Sleeve Question Answered!

2010-10-18T13:55:00.000-07:00

Hey Romaine,
I've been listening to the DNR show going on 6 years now (off and on) and am a fan of your dildo whisperer segment. I recently began thinking of getting a sleeve to masturbate with but am not sure which one would be the right "fit" for me. On your site, there are two (Sidekick and Reversible Stroker) that I thought could be a good starting point but am interested in getting your advice on which one would you recommend I should start with. I've never used any toys so exploring this arena is a new frontier, so to speak.

-Patrick
The Dildo Whisperer's Response

Patrick,
For a first time sleeve I would recommend the Side Kick.

Compared to the Reversible stroker it is much easier to clean and less up keep. The Reversible requires a little bit of extra attention to keep the material feeling soft and Side Kick you can always move up to the other strokers like the Stroker X and try them on for size. Not all strokers are created equal each one has its own unique qualities.

When you pick up a stroker you should pick up a good lube as well. I recommend Boy Butter for men when they are looking for a good masturbation lube. It is nice and thick and creamy. Try it and I bet you will agree it truly improves things.

I hope that helps and let me know if you ever have any other questions.

-Romaine
Your Dildo Whisperer

If you have a sex or sex toy related question you would like to ask the Dildo Whisperer just send her an email at romaine@eatromaine.com. Don't forget you can find many of the toys she talks about at the Dildo Whisperer Online Store.

Lasting Longer Question Answered!

2010-08-22T12:19:00.000-07:00

Romaine,
So I have been listening to your program for about a year now and I must say that both you and Derek are just amazing. Anywho, I have a question that I want to ask. I am too shy to call so I decided to email. Ok just to be clear I am a gay man; so the question is when I am in a relationship with a partner and we go to have sex I am usually the bottom. However, every now and then I like to top my partner my problem is that I cant last long. As I enter I seem to blow quickly no matter how hard I try to hold back. It is just kind of a let down when I want to make it last long. Do you have any ideas on how to make this better or suggestions?

Jim

The Dildo Whisperer's Response

Hey Jim,

I have a couple of ways to help you deal with this issue.
1. You could get a desensitizing lube like Durex Play Longer and put that inside the your condom before fuckintg your boyfriend. That will help you from getting off as quickly by numbing up your dick a bit. Rememeber less is more when using this type of lube and you should follow the directions carefully.

2. This solution is going to require a little practice on your part but will have a longer lasting impact for you. When you masturbate I want you to pay close attention to your balls right before you cum. You will feel them pull up into your body just a bit as they prepare to shoot your load. Next, time you are masturbating and feel this sensation I want you to very carefully pull your balls back down and lay off the stroking for a few moments. This will keep you from cumming. Once you have regained your composure I want you to resume stroking. If you practice this excercise while masturbating you will find that you will over time be able to last longer. It is all about training your body to do what you want it to do and when!
3. The third and final option is to try a cock ring. Get a leather one that snaps or velcros or you could try a nice neoprene one and place your cock and balls throught it. This will prevent the blood from flowing out of your cock making you feel larger and harder. It will also prolong your orgasm a bit. You can even wear one as you are using either of the other two options mentioned above.

Velcro Cock Ring

Neoprene Cock Ring

I hope this helps. Let me know if you ever need any other ideas.

-Romaine
Your Dildo Whisperer

If you have a sex or sex toy related question you would like to ask the Dildo Whisperer just send her an email at romaine@eatromaine.com. Don't forget you can find many of the toys she talks about at the Dildo Whisperer Online Store.

Question about Lube

2010-08-16T09:09:00.000-07:00

Romaine,
I need some help .... my husband is dead set on using Ky because he likes the viscosity of it but it tends to dry out to quickly for me... Is there something you can recommend that's like a silicon gel to make us both happy, and another one for toy play.
Thanks
Mike

Wet just came out with a new lube called Synergy.

It is pretty think and it is a combination water/silicone base so it won't dry out but should feature the qualities that he likes in KY. You can pick up Wet Synergy from my friends over at www.cheaplubes.com. Or you can always choose from the great selection of lubes that I carry at the Dildo Whisperer Online Store. I think you would like the Boy Butter H2O.

You need to stress to your partner the importance of having a good lube and one way of doing that is by explaining that the chemistry of lube has come along way since the days of KY. After all KY was not designed to be used for sexual intercourse. It was designed to be a surgical lubricant for doctors to use during exams. Today, we have lubes being specifically designed for the friction caused by intercourse. These lubes glide better and provide a much safer sexual experience. So tell your guy you need to make a switch for health and safety reasons and I think he will be shocked by the quality of lubes available.

-Romaine

Your Dildo Whisperer

If you have a question that you would like answered by the Dildo Whisperer send it via email to romaine@eatromaine.com.

Your Questions Answered!

2010-08-13T08:52:00.000-07:00

So I have been getting a ton of questions lately at my email address romaine@eatromaine.com from people asking all kinds of stuff about sex and sex toys. I figured that instead of just answering their questions I would post some of the questions and answers I provided here on the Dildo Whisperer Blog. Names will always be changed to protect the identity of the person asking the question.

I am looking to get a strap on. Do you suggest the beginner kit. Any advice would be appreciated. Thanks
-BN

Hey BN,
Thanks for emailing me. I am happy to help you find the right strap on. I like to buy my harness and dildo seperately so I can pair the best toys to fit my needs. Sometimes when you buy a kit you get a great harness but the wrong size toy. Buy buying them seperately you build a strap on that is just right for your needs.

For the sake of this email I am going to suggest only a few items but if you want some other options let me know and I will look into a few for you.

Let's start with a couple of harness options.

Velvet Vibrating Harness
This harness is comfy to wear and have a small bullet vibe to clit stimulation of the wearer. Not a super expensive harness and a good beginner one. It has a snap in O ring that can be switched out for other sized dildos and it is machine washable.

Not sure what the size is of who will be wearing the harness but if you are a big girl like me you might want to check out this harness:

Diva Plus Size Harness

Diva is a harness made to fit a bigger body but it also has a wider strap to help keep the harness close to your body during use. It also features the snap in O rings that can be switched out for smaller or larger dildos.
This next one is a little more high end and made of leather.

Jaguar Harness

This harness has a Jock Style strap in the back and features a snap out O ring that can be changed to so you can use any size dildo.
OKAY Now Let's talk dildos--- I am going to recommend getting a goold silicone dildo. Silicone is made to last so one of these dildos will last you a life time.

Charmer

This is a nice average size dildo with a nice g-spotting series or ridges down the shaft. It is made by Tantus and is made out of a high quality Silicone and features a flared base so it will fit nicely in a harness.

Acute

I little bit shorter then the Charmer but is specifically designed to stimulate the g-spot because it features a slight curve. It is made by Tantus and is made out of a high quality silicone and also has a flared base so it will fit nicely in a harness.

These are a couple of good places to start but if they aren't exactly the right fit for what you are looking for let me know and I can offer a few more suggestions.

-Romaine
Your Dildo Whisperer

Most of the items mentioned above can be purchased at the Dildo Whisperer Online Store. IF you have a question you want the Didlo Whisperer to answer send it to her at romaine@eatromaine.com.

August Giveaway

2010-08-03T07:58:00.000-07:00

It is time for the August Dildo Whisperer Store Giveaway!!!

Given how much all the Dildo Whisperer Fans seem to to enjoy our monthly giveaways I decided to make this month a simple one. Every customer who makes a purchase at the Dildo Whisper Online Store will be entered into a drawing. At the end of the month the winner will have their choice between the following items:

Vantage

Petite but powerful, sleek and silent, Vantage is perfectly designed to align with the external curves of your body. Crafted from exceptionally hygienic and durable raven black silicone and anodized aluminum. Accenting the piece, the aluminum controller houses a single button that glows a gentle pink as you scroll through five speeds of vibration. Rechargeable and waterproof.

OR you can choose the:

Rude Boy and Sidekick Package

This curved probe is made to gently rock against the prostate for an amazing massage while the nubs on the base rub externally on the taint. A removable vibrator is an added bonus. This toy was designed for solo play. Rocking on the Rude Boy is oh so good!

Sidekick is a stretchy, soft, open ended TPR shaft sleeve with delicious ribbed interior. Or turn it inside out for smooth stroking action. Use with lots of Lube. Perfect for the shower.

But I know how much you guys love extras so for the month of August every person who purchases between $100-$199 in product will be sent a bottle of Love U Water Lubricant by your good friend Romaine.

Those of you who spend $200 or more will be sent a Flesh Jack by the Dildo Whisperer!

With great giveaway items like this what reason do you have not to shop at the Dildo Whisperer Online Store today? Don't forget school will be starting up soon so make sure that college kid you know goes to school with the safest sex option available a new sex toy!

Fine Print:

This giveaway runs from Aug. 1, 2010 12:00 am EST until Aug. 31, 2010 11:59 pm EST. The drawing will be held on Sept. 1, 2010 from all eligible customers. The winner will be notified by email on or before Sept. 5, 2010 and will have 10 days to claim their item.

All items sent by Romaine Patterson will arrive separately from your order placed online at the Dildo Whisperer Store. All items will be shipped by Sept. 5, 2010.

Please send any questions to romaine@eatromaine.com

Last Clue for the July Giveaway!

2010-07-20T08:12:00.000-07:00

Last clue for the hot July giveaway:

"You have one Last Day to walk away with a brand new flesh jack!"

Sex Toy of the Day 7/13

2010-07-13T08:10:00.000-07:00

Today's Toy is:

Quiver

Quiver is an easy to handle toy that is designed to stimulate the entire vulva. It has a strong motor that is located in the tip for clit stimulation and the soft texture (TPR Rubber) of the this toy will feel pleasing to the touch. This 3 speed toy can also be used to give a nice shoulder massage. Quiver is brand new to the Love U Parties line and the Dildo Whisperer Store and is sure to be a big seller!

Sex Toy of the Day 7/11 and another clue!

2010-07-12T08:01:00.000-07:00

Today's Toy is....

Acute

Acute is a high quality silicone dildo is the perfect size. It isn't overly large and isn't small either. It has a flared base making it perfect for harnessing or butt play. It also features a nice curve that will make your g-spot or p-spot very happy. The Acute has been a top seller at the Dildo Whisperer Store for the past month. Don't you wanna see what tons of people have already discovered?

Another Clue for the Hot Nights of July Giveaway:

On this day, while sailed away I took a wife.

Oh and the answer to the last clue (the poem titled "Answer July") the answer was 7. Why because the answer was July and July is the 7th month. So if you ordered on July 7th you will be receiving a Lime Double Bullet Vibe in the mail from me!

A Second Clue

2010-07-06T08:44:00.000-07:00

This clue it a bit harder to figure out but trust me the answer is staring you in the face.

"Answer July—
         Where is the Bee—
             Where is the Blush—
       Where is the Hay?

Ah, said July—
            Where is the Seed—
            Where is the Bud—
            Where is the May—
            Answer Thee—Me—"- Emily Dickinson, Answer July

JULY = Hot Days and Even Hotter Nights!

2010-06-30T18:29:00.000-07:00

Hot Days and Even Hotter Nights!

Time for another Romaine Dildo Whisperer Giveaway. Last month you may recall that I gave away a $150 shopping spree to one lucky Dildo Whisperer Online Store customer but I have something even better for you this month. I'm building a business with this online store and I want to ensure that you not only come and buy great sex stuff from me but that you come back and buy often! It was this thought that inspired this month's Dildo Whisperer Giveaway.

Are you ready to go on a Treasure Hunt??

Here is how it is going to work:
I've selected 5 days in the month of July to pick as giveaway days! Any person that places an order at the Dildo Whisperer Online store on one of those days will get the prize for that particular day. There are five days so there will be 5 different prizes. Keep an eye on this blog during July because you just never know when I will give you a hint as to which days might be a winner.

Prize #1: The Fleshjack!

Listeners have heard me talk about this toy on the show many times. The fleshjack is a cyberskin material that feels amzaing on your penis. Plus, the plastic case has a cap on the end so you can adjust the suction inside the toy as you stroke. Easy to clean and fun to use.

Prize #2: Lime Double Bullet Vibe

Lime is a great take on an already fun toy. The bullet vibe style toy has been around forever but with Lime you get twice the fun. Use this toy on your nip, your clit or keep one and share the other with your partner!

Prize #3: Love U Water Lubricant

Every toy box should have a good bottle of lube in it. With Love U Water Lubricant you get a great lube that will never get sticky.

Prize #4: Light Me Up Vibe

This is a Light Me Up version of the famous "Pocket Rocket". I never have sex without one of these little toys near by. They are the perfect one speed easy to use toys for your clit. They run on a single AA battery and will keep you happy for a good long time!

Prize #5: FleshJack

So good I decided that the Fleshjack deserved two days! Plus, with the addition of all our new men's products at Love U Parties you guys have even more reason to shop!

Now, that you know the prizes all you have to do is pick which days you want to place your order on. Remember EVERYONE who places an order on one of the 5 special days will win the prize for that day. Want to up your chances of winning? Order from the Dildo Whisperer Online Store and order often! Good luck Bitches and remember to keep an eye on the blog this month as I may just give some clues on which days might be winners.

What do you know about Thurgood Marshall?

Ooooh that's the SPOT!!!

2010-06-17T07:47:00.000-07:00

Over the years most people will experience several different toys. If they know that they like or have read this here blog then they know how to pick a really good toy for their body. Then they come across a toy that just curls their toes. This happened to me once. I knew I liked really good G-spotting toys. At that point in my life I was not a fan of hard toys like glass or acrylic but to be fair it was only because I hadn't really given them a chance. I was doing the radio show one night and one of the ladies from Babeland stopped by to show off some of the new toys that had out that month. (Side note: this was always my favorite interview of the month because it meant I got a bunch of new free sex toys!) On this particular month the Babeland lady had brought a toy called, the Lumina Wand! It was a beautiful acrylic toy that featured this lovely g-spot curve. It was a stunning pink color that made it look like a yummy lollypop. I took it home that night and gave it a try. Wowza!!! You'll understand why in a few minutes.

Needless to say it was my new favorite toy for the next month and until the next batch of sex toys. For years after that I would take it out and play with it often. Then I went to recommend it to a friend one day and they were no longer carrying it at Babeland. I was very sad but I decided I would keep my eyes out if I ever found another toy like it.

Guess what? About 2 weeks ago a brand new toy was added to the Love U Men's Catalog. The first thing I thought was this is the perfect replacement for my Lumina Wand. Allow me to introduce you to:

Spot On Glass Dildo (who names these things?)

Now, before I go on any further I want to share with you the description of this toy at the Dildo Whisperer Online Store:

"Let’s face it, some of our hottest spots are just around the next curve, be it your G-spot or your prostate. This lovely curved toy can help you reach for it. Keep a firm grip on one end, insert the toy one to two inches, with the tip pointed towards your navel - and you’re spot on. Rock your toy gently for a deep tissue massage and potential orgasmic response."

This gives you a good idea of how Spot On is used right? But let's talk about some of the aspects of Spot On that this description left out. First, Spot On is made of glass and we all know I am a fan of glass toys. They go in so smooth. You don't get the friction upon entry that you do say from a toy made out of silicone or rubber. Then there is the firmness factor. Hard toys work really well on g-spot and p-spot massages. The g-spot in particular like to be stroked with a little bit of pressure and hard toys make that much easier to do. But perhaps my favorite aspect of Spot On is the temperature play. I love the feeling of a cool toy entering my body. Glass warms up to your body temp very quickly so you get that sensation followed by the warmth of the toy after less then a minute. You can also warm up or cool down a glass toy by dipping it in a glass or warm or cool water before using it. Sensational!

Materials: Glass
Lube: Love U Water or Love U Silicone
Cleaning: Soap and Water, Boilable, Dishwasher Safe
Rating: **** 4 out of 5 Stars

I plan on adding Spot On to my personal collection this month knowing I will love it just as much as my old Lumina Wand if not more! If you want to get a Spot On for your personal collection what are you waiting for? June is the perfect month to get a new toy because I am giving away a $150 free shopping spree to the Dildo Whisperer Store to one lucky customer this month! Don't wait get to buying yourself this lovely toy today!

June Shopping Spree!!

2010-06-04T15:51:00.000-07:00

It is time to shop till you drop!

I've said it a million times that I simply love giving stuff away. I can't help but want to reward the amazing people who have been supporting my online store. In the past few months I have been trying to put together promotions that I thought you might enjoy. I love picking the prizes but I thought for the month of June I would let one lucky person pick their own prize. It is time for a Dildo Whisperer Shopping spree!!!

Here is how this month's promotion is going to work. Every person who makes a purchase at the Dildo Whisperer Online Store will be entered into a drawing for a $150 shopping spree at the Dildo Whisperer Online Store. You can buy anything you want! So for all you people out there wanting to add a beautiful luxury toy to your collection or a bunch of fun smaller stuff here is your chance. So start making your wish list now and good luck bitches!

Fine Print: Every individual that makes a purchase at the Dildo Whisperer Online Store will be eligible for the drawing to be held on July 1, 2010. The winner will be awarded a $150 shopping credit for any purchase from Romaine Patterson's Love U Parties business. The winner will be reached via email following the drawing.

MONSTER May Giveaway!!!

2010-05-01T07:14:00.000-07:00

May is here bringing with it spring flowers, sunshine, Mother's day and Romaine's Monster May Giveaway!

Everyone likes to win prizes and I am no exception. Love U Parties President, Ducky Doolittle recently set out a challenge to all of her Love U Consultants. She wants each of us to get more hits on our online store fronts and get people shopping for new and exciting toys. Afterall, we are trying to build our Love U businesses and the only way to do that is with the support of our friends. The Love U Parties Consultant that does the biggest business and gets the most site traffic is going to win a prize from Ducky. I WANT TO WIN!!! What can I say? I am a competitve lesbian that hates to lose! The only way for me to win this competition is with your help.

Now, I'm not going to ask for something with out giving something in return. That is just not my style. So I thought long and hard. What could I do to Urge my fans to help me win??

How about giving away the most expensive and kick ass toy in the Love U Parties catalog? You know the one I just reviewed on this blog a couple of days ago?

URGE
(get it, urge you to help me win?)

Love U Parties was the first company to introduce this new toy. It is amazingly beautiful in design and function. Urge is a remote controlled vibrating bullet vibe. It is made out of anodized aluminum that has sections coated in silicone. Both men and women will enjoy Urge. Men can use it for an external P-spot massage or on nipples and other sensitve areas. Women can use Urge on their clits, tits or inside their va jay jay. Lesbotz your partner can insert this toy while fucking you with a strap on and get off at the same time. All the while the toy is controlled by a wireless remote! There are so many options that I could go on for hours. But I won't.

Let's get to the logistics of this giveaway. Because I know that is what you want to know!

Every individual that makes a purchase during the month of May at The Dildo Whisperer's Online Store will have their name placed in a drawing held on June 1, 2010 and will be eligble to win an Urge (Valued at $180). I want you to know that when you support my small business that I really appreciate your support. That's why I want to make sure I give away the very best prizes!

But wait, there is more!

In addition, to being entered to win an Urge any individual who orders $100 or more in product during the month of May will recieve a special gift personally sent you by Romaine. It could be a Love U Bullet, a Light Me Up Vibe, a Him Cream or a 12g tube of Cool Mint. You won't know until you get your gift in the mail.

Think I'm done? Think again!

Any individual who spends $200 or more during the month of May at The Dildo Whisperer's Online Store will get the free gift from Romaine AND be entered into a second drawing for another Urge. Doubling your chances to win!

If this isn't a MONSTER May Giveaway I don't know what is!!! You've got to be in it to win it!!! I need your help bitches and I can't wait to reward you with some of these AWESOME Prizes. Now, I Urge you to get shopping. You only have until May 31st at 11:59pm EST to make your purchases. Stop reading and get shopping! What are you waiting for????

Fine Print:
Eligibility is from 12:00am EST on May 1, 2010 until 11:59pm EST on May 31, 2010. All individuals who order during this time frame will be entered to win an Urge valued at $180. Every individual that orders $100 or more will receive a special gift from Romaine in the form of one of the following: Love U Bullet, Light Me Up Vibe, Cool Mint 12g, or Him Cream (unscented on leather scented) in addition to being entered into the first drawing. All individuals who order $200 or more in product during this time frame will also be eligible to win in the second drawing for an Urge valued at $180, plus they will receive the free gift from Romaine. In the event the same person, wins both Urge drawings they will be able to select a different item from the Love U Parties catalog. All Drawings will be held on June 1, 2010 and winners will be notified by email. Winners will then have 10 days to claim their prize. Winners will be announced on this blog by June 5, 2010. All gifts from Romaine will be sent out no later then June 5, 2010. Any questions can be sent to Romaine@eatromaine.com

URGE

2010-04-28T14:17:00.000-07:00

Every once in a while a toy just blows your mind. For me the toy I'm about to review blew my mind because I couldn't believe that no one had come out with a toy like this before. This toy is simply brilliant and after my review you will understand why.

URGE

We've all seen those remote controlled vibrating panties before but Urge brings something completely new to the table. Not only is Urge a stunning toy made of anodized aluminum and silicone but it features a string of silicone so you can safely insert and remove this toy from inside your body! They makers of Urge put a lot of thought into this toy. It is waterproof so it can be used just about anywhere. Plus, the body of this toy is hour glass shaped for a perfect fit. The cord being coated in silicone makes it one of the most hygienically safe toys out there and the remote control puts the power of 5 speeds in the hands of the operator.

It doesn't matter if you are gay, straight, man or a woman everyone can benefit from the fun that Urge brings to the bedroom. One of the most seductive aspects about Urge is that you can hand your lover the remote and they have full control over your orgasm. But you don't have to turn over control, you can always use that remote as you see fit. Urge has so many ways you can use it that I thought I would go over just a few.

Let's start with you men out there. Vibration can be applied to a variety of parts on a man's body. Nipples are fun to play with but even more fun is applying Urge on the taint (the area just behind your balls but before your anus). This will give you guys out there an external prostate massage and it feels great. You can also insert the Urge orb into a condom and use it anally. Just make sure to use caution.

Ladies, many of you already understand the power of a good vibrating bullet. They can be used to bring our orgasms to new heights. Use Urge on your clit or slip it inside (like a tampon) and enjoy it on your G-Spot. The cord will make it easy to remove when you are done. You could always buy vibrating panties for those times you want to have fun in public but with Urge you don't need to buy a whole new toy. Just slip Urge inside and go have fun!

For you lesbians out there who enjoy harness play I bet there have been times that you wished there was a way that the person wearing the harness could have a little assistance in getting off. Am I right? There are lots of harnesses out there that feature little pockets for vibrating bullets on your clit like the Velvet Vibrating Harness that I carry in my online store. But what if you are someone that can only get off through G-Spot stimulation? Well, Urge can help you in ways you hadn't expected. The harness wearer can put Urge inside their pussy while your partner controls the remote. That way you both can have a hand in getting each other off! Talk about adding a whole new level of fun to strap on play!

Now, that you have a few examples of how you can use Urge you can understand why I was so excited when this toy was released. It really is revolutionary and to top it off it is made in a way that just screams luxury. Urge comes packaged in a sexy leather case that is worthy of the toy inside. The Orb of Urge is rechargeable and the remote runs on a 23A battery. Urge is made of the finest materials out there so you know it is designed last. What more could you want in a toy?

Don't you feel the URGE to go get one today?

Materials: anodized aluminum, silicone
Waterproof
Size: Orb length: 3" width: 1.5"; Remote length: 2.75" width: 2"
Vibration: 5 Speeds w/ Pink LED Remote control
Lube: Love U Water Lubricant recommended
Cleaning: Clean Orb with Soap and Water or Afterglow Wipes
Includes: power adapter, vanity tote, microfiber storage bag, product manual.
1-year product warranty
Rating: ***** 5 out of 5 Stars

The Reviews Are In!!!

2010-04-28T09:55:00.000-07:00

Want to know what some of the people are saying about the New Dildo Whisperer Online Store?

Check it out!

Romaine,
I just received my Love U lube, Prohealth, Sidekick, silk pants, boy butter lube and C-ring today. I just wanted to let you know that I just had the best orgasm I have ever had in my life. I owe it all to you and Love U!!
Thank you for having a show where you can give such great information and information about your great products, THEY WORK! I had an orgasm that lasted 15 minutes. AWSOME!

Thank you again and much love!!
Charles

Dear Romaine,
I just wanted to drop you a quick note to say thank you for your help and suggestions on how to get my wife more in the mood.
I bought a light me up vibe, luv u bullet, one touch bullet, blossom tickler, luv u wand (my favorite btw!), sweet snow body powder, hot heart massager and love u water lube all from your site!! I have given her several massages with the powder and with the hot heart. She loves that part. I on the other hand have been masturbating pretty much every day. Thanks again for educating me on how to buy healthy toys.

Thanks,
Debbie

Don't you owe it to yourself to have healthy and sexy new toy? I think you do! If you want help finding the perfect toy all you have to do is ask and the Dildo Whisperer will be there to help you.

Email the Dildo Whisperer at Romaine@eatromaine.com

Luxury at your finger tips!

2010-04-20T14:36:00.000-07:00

Have you ever fallen in love at first sight? That rare moment when you see someone or something that you know you simply cannot, will not live without? I was recently faced with such a moment. Ducky Doolittle and Metis Black came on to my radio show to talk about some the new toys that they had just added to the Love U Parties line. Knowing me as they do they knew that had to make the announcement about these toys with me so I could oooh and ahhhh over them. I did not disappoint. There were two items from the line that stood out to me as must have toys. I promise I will review both of them but for the sake of this entry I am going to stick with my favorite of the two items.

Lush

This toy is luxury at its finest. Cast is aluminum Lush is then coated in silicone to give the insertable surface a softer feel. The shaft of this toy is curved for perfect G-Spot play. All you need to do is insert it slightly and then rock it over your G-Spot. There are four small ridges on the tip that can be pulled over your G-Spot for added stimulation. Being a G-Spot girl I knew I would love Lush long before I ever actually got my hands on it.

While attending a Love U event in NYC a few weeks ago I actually got my hands on Lush for the first time. Lush comes packaged in a stunning leather case that zips up. It was the first signal to me that good things were coming. I love a toy that has a package that matches the quality of the toy. Lush had all the attributes I love from a metal toy. It had a solid and sturdy shaft and felt slightly heavy in my hand. Being made of aluminum it transmitted the vibration beautifully. I ran my fingers over the perfectly fitted and placed silicone section. Then I flipped the toy over to look at the underside of Lush. That's when I discovered something that made me weak in the knees! You see every picture I had seen of Lush before this moment only showed the top view of the toy but there was a hidden design feature there that was brilliant. I called Ducky Doolittle over and scolded her, "How could you not tell me about this design feature?"
She looked at the underside of Lush and stated, "I don't understand. Exactly how would you use this?"

Take a look at this view of Lush.

Can you see what made me so excited? It is that little groove. See it? Now, to answer Ducky's question. I would use that little groove to cup around my clit. Talk about taking your orgasms to a new level. Not only will you get amazing on point clitoral action but you will also get great surface coverage from the flat rounded tip of Lush. The controls light up beautifully with a pink LED so you will never have trouble finding the controls in the dark.

Lush is a perfectly designed G-Spotting toy and clit toy. Now, pair all of that with the fact that Lush is rechargeable, waterproof and impressively quiet and you have the world's most perfect toy. I would love to shake the hand of the designer behind Lush and thank them for the hours of fun play that I know I will be enjoying for years to come.

I should note that they ONLY place that you can get Lush is from a Love U Consultant like me. So if you want one and you know you do head over to the Dildo Whisperer's online store. You have never known luxury and quality until you own Lush. I know that was the case for me so don't wait go get this toy!

Materials: Aluminum coated in silicone, Pink LED lighted controls
Waterproof, Rechargeable
Vibration: 5 Speeds of Vibration
Length: 7" (insertable length: 4.5")
Width: 1.5 (insertable width 1.5")
Lube: Love U Water Recommended
Cleaning: Soap and Water or Afterglow Wipes
Includes: Power Adapter, Leather Vanity Tote, Microfiber Storage Bag, Product Manual
1- Year warranty

DON'T FORGET!!!

This month we have all kinds of April incentives at the Dildo Whisperer Online Store! Everyone who spends at least $100 will get a Love U Bullet Vibe. Everyone who spends $200-299 will get a Mod Rocket and tube of Cool Mint and everyone who spends more than $300 will get a Love U Bullet Vibe and a bottle of Love U Silicone Lubricant! So don't delay and get to shopping right now at the Dildo Whisperer Online Store.

See the Blog Entry: April Incentives for all the details.
If you have a sex or sex toy question that you want answered, email the Dildo Whisperer at romaine@eatromaine.com Or if you have a specific toy from my online store that you want the Dildo Whisperer to review let me know. The Dildo Whisperer is also available for Private Consultations. Simply send an email to romaine@eatromaine.com to request a one on one conversation.

Slimline G

2010-04-12T13:59:00.000-07:00

Have you ever wondered what the most popular sex toys are and why? Well, you would not be alone. There are hundreds of toys out there to choose from and yet there are a small number of toys that stand out from the crowd as the most popular. While there are many reasons a toy becomes popular the number one reason is that it serves its purpose well and satisfies its user. One of these toys is the toy I am about to review. At first glance it doesn't look all that impressive but as we all know looks can be deceiving!

Slimline G

This toy was made for G-Spotting which is where it gets its name: Slimline G. As you can see the Slimline G has an egg shaped head that curves slightly. The shape is so it will slip in easily and fill up the area around the G-Spot. The curve is designed to be pointed toward your belly button for perfect placement over the G-Spot. The long skinny shafts only purpose is to make it easy to hold in place as you rock it back and forth over your G-Spot. The 7 functions of speed and pulsation will do the rest.

As women get turned on their G-Spot slowly fills with glandular fluid. This spongy tissue that makes up the G-Spot starts to swell up. As this happens the surface of the G-Spot becomes easier to feel. If you insert your fingers about 1-2" in on the upper wall just under your belly button you should be able to feel an area that has soft spongy feeling with the texture of the outside of a walnut. The fluid that fills this tissue is believed to be the same fluid that a woman ejaculates. So learning more about your G-Spot can lead to all kinds of unexpected and exciting adventures in the bedroom.

If you want to learn about your G-Spot or even if you are an experienced G-Spot player your sex life can be dramatically improved by the addition of the Slimline G in your toy box. The Slimline G operates off of the power of 2 AAA batteries so it packs a pretty good punch and it is waterproof in the event you want to use it in the shower. In the month of March the Slimline G was one of the "Top 10 Best Selling Items" at all of Love U Parties. The reason being because it works!

Materials: Hard Plastic and Waterproof
Vibration: 7 functions of Speed and Pulsation
Batteries: 2 AAA
Cleaning: Afterglow Wipes or Soap and Water
Lube: Love U Water Lubricant or Love U Silicone Lubricant
Rating: ***** 5 out of 5 Stars

DON'T FORGET!!!

See the Blog Entry: April Incentives for all the details.

If you have a sex or sex toy question that you want answered, email the Dildo Whisperer at romaine@eatromaine.com Or if you have a specific toy from my online store that you want the Dildo Whisperer to review let me know. The Dildo Whisperer is also available for Private Consultations. Simply send an email to romaine@eatromaine.com to request a one on one conversation.

April Incentives!

2010-04-05T18:44:00.000-07:00

April is here! After the success of last month's March Madness Giveaway I spent hours trying to figure out a way to make it even more fun for all of you out there that are supporting the Dildo Whisperer's Online Store. I'm not going to lie I love giving stuff away and I have stated many times that there is nothing better than something FREE! So for that reason I have come up with some April Incentives to help making your sex toy shopping even more fun. Like last month, the more you buy the better it is for you! For the month of April only the following incentives will be offered:

If you spend over $100 I will personally send you a Love U Bullet Vibe!

( Cool Mint tube Not the actual size pictured)

If you spend over $200 and you will get an awesome Mod Rocket and a small tube of Cool Mint!

And if you spend over $300 I will send you out a bottle of Love U Silicone Lube and a Love U Bullet!

Now, that you have seen all the extra goodies that you can earn when you buy at the Dildo Whisperer Online Store what are you waiting for! Buying sex toys is great but it is even better when you earn free stuff while doing it!!!! I will personally ship out all of your "bonus" items so they will not be shipped with your order because I want to be able to include my own Dildo Whisperer's touch to each package!

Thanks again for all of your support!

Fine Print: This offer is valid for all orders placed at the Dildo Whisperer's Online Store. Offer is only valid until 11:59pm EST on April 30, 2010. Bonus items will be shipped within 2 weeks of the order date to the address that the order is shipped. There are no substitutions for any of the items listed.

Congratulations!! March Madness Winners!

2010-04-05T18:41:00.000-07:00

I want to start this entry by saying thank you to everyone who helped support the Dildo Whisperer Online Store this month. I appreciate all of your business and I look forward to your future visits. Now, I would like to congratulate all of the March Madness winners. There were so many names in the drawing this month that I added a couple of extra Runner-Up prizes! Why? Because I can!!

Our First Place winner this month is: Scheri H. She will be taking home her choice bettwen a Twist Rechargeable Wand and a Rude Boy.

There were 3 Runner-Up Winners that are taking home Love U Bullet Vibes. They are: Charles M., David J., and Donna M.

Plus, I decided to give away two additional Prizes in the form of the Light Me Up Vibe. They are awarded to: Cheryl S. and Myra W.

Congrats to all of you! I have another exciting give away planned for April!

March Madness Winners!

2010-03-31T22:09:00.000-07:00

I so want to tell you who the winners are of the March Madness birthday giveaway but I can't just yet. As soon as I have contacted the winners I promise to update the blog with their names! Probably Monday or Tuesday when I return from the Dinah Shore weekend. In the mean time don't give up hope the winner might just be you!

-Romaine

Twist of Lime?

2010-03-30T11:04:00.000-07:00

This is the Lime Double Bullet Vibe.

At first glance Lime looks like many of the other bullet vibes on the market today. The major difference being that this vibe is actually two bullet vibes. Double the pleasure? Hell, yes! The Lime Double Bullet Vibe offers up a diverse number of ways in which it can be used. You can hold one bullet in each hand and take turns placing them on different body parts. One for each nipple perhaps? Or you can use one on you and the other on your partner. But I think one of the best ways to use it is with one bullet on your favorite body part and one bullet in the base of your favorite Tantus toy.

For instance, I love Echo because it is the perfect G-spotting toy. But pair Echo with a good bullet vibe like the Lime and you have a whole new experience. Then add a second vibrating bullet for my clit and I just might be in heaven! There are so many different vibrating combinations you can put together that finding the right one for you will be half of the fun!

Now, that you understand the benefits of a vibe like the Lime Double Bullet Vibe let's talk about the specifics of this toy. Lime is made out of hard plastic that is made to feel velvety soft. Don't ask me how they do it because I don't know. The first time I felt this toy I asked if it was coated in silicone because the plastic feels so nice. When they designed this toy they were very smart in the way they set up the controls, a fact that should never go unnoticed. You slip your finger through the ring and click to sort through the 7 speed and pulsation functions. The most useful part is that silver circle on the face of Lime. It is the one push stop button. Just press there and the whole toy stops. Perfect for those seconds right after you reach orgasm and just can't take a second more.

The Lime Double Bullet Vibe is a corded vibe so you have to use extra care when cleaning this toy. In this case I recommend the Afterglow Wipes to avoid getting any water into the mechanical parts. Also, make sure you never pull the vibes out by their cords or you will risk breaking this toy.

I'm a fan of slipping vibes like this in condoms first if I am going to insert it that way I can remove it by pulling on the condom.

No matter how you slice it this Lime is a great little toy. It packs a nice punch and has lots of flexibility in the way it can be used. If you are looking for a little variety then look no further. The Lime Double Bullet Vibe is a great addition to any toy box.

Materials: Hard Plastic
Vibration: 7 functions of speed and pulsation
Cleaning: Afterglow Wipes, Use caution when cleaning around mechanical parts
Accessories: Pair with a Tantus toy that has a hole for a bullet in the bottom.
Rating: **** 4 out of 5 Stars

If you have a sex or sex toy question that you want answered, email the Dildo Whisperer at romaine@eatromaine.com Or if you have a specific toy from my online store that you want the Dildo Whisperer to review let me know. The Dildo Whisperer is also available for Private Consultations. Simply send an email to romaine@eatromaine.com to request a one on one conversation.

A Toy With A Twist!

2010-03-22T13:37:00.000-07:00

I'm always on the lookout for a new toy that will intrigue my interests. I'm the same way with the latest technology. I am always looking for that one device that will improve my life in some way. Do you remember the days when you had to carry a cell phone, an iPod, a digital camera and a PSP so you could have all the digital devices you would ever need in one day?

This is a lot of crap to carry around!

Now, I just carry my iPhone and I am good to go.

Isn't this better?

I would love to apply this downsizing in devices to my own toy box. I know it is hard to believe that an abundance of sex toys can be a bad thing but it can. So unless you want to have one of those military style foot lockers at the foot of your bed you want to keep your toy box manageable. I think that is why I was so excited when I heard about the toy I am going to review today. I have been waiting on this review because I wanted to actually own one and use it before I give you my honest feedback. Mine arrived in the mail yesterday and today I present to you.

The Twist Rechargeable Wand!

There is so much to say about this toy I am not even sure where to start. At first glance this toy looks like the love child between a Love U Wand and nice G-Spotting toy. In a way that is exactly what the Twist Rechargeable Wand is; one end is rounded and about the size of a golf ball and the other end has a curved tip to help hit your G-spot. Now, here is where things get interesting. Each end has its own independent motor that has several (7) unique speed and pulsation functions. You can turn on one end at a time or use them both at the same time. You can even set one to pulsate and the other to strictly vibrate! There are so many options that you can literally spend hours figuring out what works best for you!

Now, I know you are already thinking that the Twist Rechargeable Wand is sounding pretty cool. But I haven't even told you about the "twist". See that spot in the middle where the toy looks like it is divided into two parts?

If you give that section of the toy a small twist it will turn the toy in a way that creates a 90 degree angle! This makes handling the toy so much easier when you are playing alone. But lezbots out there I want you to think of the possibilities this presents with partner play! Who needs a double ended dildo when you can have a double ended vibrator?!? Finding a fun position to use this toy in will be half of the fun. I suggest trying them all!

HOW COOL IS THIS??

Okay, so I have boasted the wonders of this toy long enough. So I guess I should take a few minutes to tell you about the specifics of the Twist Rechargeable Wand. If you are like me you can go through a whole case of batteries in a couple of days but never fear as this toy is rechargeable. Getting this toy will not only mean getting off but helping the environment too. See that light purple area under either tip of this toy? Those are little ribs that allow the tips to vibrate freely but they will also add a little texture to this toy. The dark purple areas of the Twist Rechargeable Wand are made out of hard plastic that has been made to feel like a soft silicone while the lighter purple areas are made from a Phthalate free rubber. So this toy is designed to be healthy for your body and easy to clean. Speaking of cleaning, for this toy you want to clean with care. It isn't waterproof so you need to make sure you gently clean around that center joint. I would use mild soap and water on the end portions. Or you can use the Afterglow wipes that we carry in the Dildo Whisperer's online store.

For a long time I resisted buying an iPhone because I was so sure that I didn't need one and that it couldn't possibly live up to all the things it said it could do. I was wrong. Not only was it a great phone but it helped me lose all the extra devices I was carrying around. The Twist Rechargeable Wand shows that same potential. After all, I don't know of many toys that bring as much flexibility to the table. I look forward to finding even more ways to put this sexy bad boy to good use!

Materials: Hard Plastic and Phthalate Free Rubber
Lube: Love U Water Lubricant or any water based lube recommended.
Vibration: Dual ends featuring 7 speed and pulsation functions
Cleaning: Clean with care with soap and water. Avoid getting water in center joint; Afterglow Wipes
Rating: ***** 5 out of 5 stars

If you have a sex or sex toy question that you want answered, email the Dildo Whisperer at romaine@eatromaine.com Or if you have a specific toy from my online store that you want the Dildo Whisperer to review let me know. The Dildo Whisperer is also available for Private Consultations. Simply send an email to romaine@eatromaine.com to request a one on one conversation.

For ladies who like it small. Size Doesn't always matter!

2010-03-15T14:06:00.000-07:00

I have dated a number of women over the years and one thing I have found is that not every woman likes the same sized toy. My vagina is a "deep black hole that can never be filled" according to my co-host Derek. So I like a nice toy that is long and girthy. However, there are plenty of ladies that would run from my favorite dildo and say, "NO WAY!" Luckily, there are a few great companies out there that realize that sometimes our eyes are bigger then our pussies and sizing down isn't always a bad thing.

I have slowly been buying all of the toys that we carry in the Dildo Whisperer online store. I've been doing this for a couple of reasons. First, I think it is important to be able to hold a toy in my hot little hands if I am accurately going to be able to describe it. Second, I think that when people shop online it is hard to get a real feel for the size of things and I want to be able to assist them better. Third, I am going to start hosting Dildo Whisperer listener events where I help listeners sort through various toys to find the right one for them. It helps when you have the actual toys on hand for them to see. So the other day a toy arrived that I had never actually handled. Being very familiar with the Tantus line of toys I knew that I could expect a high quality silicone dildo with a nice flared base but I was slightly surprised when I saw this toy. I guess I should have paid more attention to its name.

Compact

The most noticeable difference about this toy was the size of it. Compact is just that, compact. It has all of the features you want from a great toy but in a much smaller package. As you can see it features a nice G-Spotting curve along with a rippled shaft for added pleasure. The flared base will make it compatible with harness play but make sure you have a small "O" ring to hold it in place. Compact is also a really wonderful starter anal toy for those that are fearful of pain caused by a larger toy. Generally, people think you can't find a toy like this in a small slender size but Compact delivers on all fronts. So I know you are asking just how big is it, right? Let's start with the girth. It is 1" in diameter that's about the size of your thumb. It is 5.25" in length. The nice thing about having a toy that isn't overly long is that you can really getting to pounding hard while wearing a harness without the pain caused by a toy hitting the cervix or back wall of the vagina. For some women this will be a major plus. I think Compact is a must have toy if you have a woman in your life that has a slender vaginal opening that just isn't into most of the toys out there. I have to admit I was relieved to see Compact because finally I have the answer for all those ladies out there like my lovely wife that just don't want some big ass toy in their va jay jay.

Material: Black Silicone
Size: 1" diameter; 5.25" length
Lube: Love U Water or any water based lube recommended
Cleaning: Soap and Water, Afterglow Wipes, Dishwasher safe, Bleachable and Boilable
Accessories: Velvet Vibrating Harness, Diva Plus Size Harness
Rating: **** 4 out of 5 Stars

If you have a sex or sex toy question that you want answered, email the Dildo Whisperer at romaine@eatromaine.com Or if you have a specific toy from my online store that you want the Dildo Whisperer to review let me know. The Dildo Whisperer is also available for Private Consultations. Simply send an email to romaine@eatromaine.com to request a one on one conversation.

No More Hair Down There!

2010-03-08T13:42:00.000-08:00

Anyone who has ever taken a razor to their naughty bits knows that this is a task that requires great attention and care. My friend Diana Cage wrote a whole chapter in her book, Box Lunch about the rights and wrongs of shaving one's pussy. But shaving isn't just for the ladies anymore. Even the guys are getting into the action with their smooth balls. Trimming up the bush not only makes your naughty bits look great but it helps keep things clean as well.

When prepping for this important task you must consider your supplies very carefully! For if you end up with the wrong ones the end result can be red, itchy and downright frustrating. I don't want any razor rash to keep you from having sex. So let me share with you the sure fire way to keep those razor bumps away.

Let's start with the ladies.

Kitty Shave Kreme

Kitty Shave Kreme is designed just for you ladies. It is made to shield your skin from razor bumps and irritation and will even soften your skin for a nice close and smooth shave. It is enhanced with Aloe Vera, Vitamin E, Jojoba Oil, and Shea Butter all natural ingredients that are healthy for your skin. Plus, the Kitty Shave Kreme smells like wild berries!

I have had my face in a good number of pussies over the years and let me tell you the last thing you want from a lover is a bad shave that results in a rash on your face from the stubble. If your partner hasn't achieved a nice smooth shave that is one place you don't want to be. So ladies please take care of your lovers and make sure that everything is smooth and sexy before sending them south. Oh and for you animal loving lezbots out there fear not as this product was NOT tested on any furry little critters!

Ingredients: Water (Aqua), Aloe Barbadensis (Organic Aloe Vera) Leaf Juice, Behentrimonium Methosulfate, Cetearyl Alcohol, Stearalkonium Chloride, Hydroxyethylcellulose, Wheat Amino Acids, Simmondsia Chinensis (Jojoba) Seed Oil, Silk Amino Acids, Panthenol (Pro-Vitamin B5), Avena Sativa (Oat) Kernel Extract, Allantoin, Stearyl Alcohol, PEG-75 Lanolin, Glycerin, Cetyl Alcohol, Butyrospermum Parkii (Shea Butter) Extract, Tocopheryl Acetate (Vitamin E Acetate), Fragrance (Parfum), Tetrasodium EDTA, PEG-8 Dimethicone, PEG-8 Ricinoleate, Phenoxyethanol, Methylparaben, Ethylparaben, Citric Acid
Accessories: A Reliable Razor, Sex In the Shower Foot Rest, Vibrating Sponge
Rating: **** 4 out of 5 Stars

Now, let's talk about you men out there.

BTW, this is Ben Patrick Johnson. The voice of the Derek and Romaine Show!

I know you are thinking that men have very few areas that need to be shaved but that is simply not the case. Different men prefer different levels of shaving and that's okay with me. Some men stop at their face while others venture into areas like their chest and balls! No matter what area you guys are tackling I have the perfect shave cream for you.

Total Body Shave Cream

I know guys don't want some scented shave cream that is going to take away from their perfect aroma. This is just one reason why you guys will love the Total Body Shave Cream. This cream is enhanced with Aloe Vera, Jojoba oil and Vitamin E to help shield your skin from a painful razor rash. Instead it will leave your skin feeling soft and conditioned. You will get a nice smooth shave no matter where your razor takes you!

Ingredients: Water (Aqua), Aloe Barbadensis (Organic Aloe Vera) Leaf Juice, Behentrimonium Methosulfate, Cetearyl Alcohol, Stearalkonium Chloride, Hydroxyethylcellulose, Wheat Amino Acids, Simmondsia Chinensis (Jojoba) Seed Oil, Silk Amino Acids, Panthenol (Pro-Vitamin B5), Avena Sativa (Oat) Kernel Extract, Allantoin, Stearyl Alcohol, PEG-75 Lanolin, Glycerin, Cetyl Alcohol, Butyrospermum Parkii (Shea Butter) Extract, Tocopheryl Acetate (Vitamin E Acetate), Fragrance (Parfum), Tetrasodium EDTA, PEG-8 Dimethicone, PEG-8 Ricinoleate, Phenoxyethanol, Methylparaben, Ethylparaben, Citric Acid
Accessories: A Reliable Razor
Rating: **** 4 out of 5 Stars

If you have a sex or sex toy question that you want answered, email the Dildo Whisperer at romaine@eatromaine.com Or if you have a specific toy from my online store that you want the Dildo Whisperer to review let me know. The Dildo Whisperer is also available for Private Consultations. Simply send an email to romaine@eatromaine.com to request a one on one conversation.

March Madness! Time for a Contest!!

2010-03-01T16:18:00.000-08:00

March is my birthday month! I feel that is it time to celebrate my big day with a Dildo Whisperer Toy Store giveaway.

So here is how it is going to work. If you buy an item from the Dildo Whisperer Toy Store at any time during the month of March you will be automatically entered once into a drawing for a prize. For every $50 you spend I will include an additional entry into the contest. The more you buy the more opportunities you have to win! Doesn't that sound good?

Less than $50 = 1 entry
$50-$99 = 2 entries
$100-$149 = 3 entries and so on...

PRIZES!

This is the most important part of any contest right? I picked some really fine toys for you kids.

The Grand Prize Winner will win the choice between:

The Twist Rechargeable Wand

The Twist Rechargeable Wand is an amazing toy that would compliment anyone's toy box! This luxury toy has two ends that contain powerful motors that operate independently. You can use them one at a time or all at once! There are 7 speed and pulsation functions to choose from and each end has its own controls so have fun! But perhaps the coolest feature of this toy is that there is a joint in the middle of the toy that can TWIST the toy into a 90 degree angle. It makes for some thrilling position options. Oh and did I mention that this toys is rechargeable? It means you will spend less time looking for batteries and more time getting off!

OR

Rude Boy

Rude Boy is a different kind of toy. This toy is made out of a high quality silicone and that makes it firm but with just the right amount of give. Once inserted the tip of this toy will be placed on or around the P-Spot while the fatter end with the nubs will rest on the taint. There is a small one-touch vibe that can be inserted into nubby end of the Rude Boy that will cause the whole toy to vibrate. This vibration will transmit up through the Rude Boy to your P-Spot and the nubby end will massage the taint. The curved shape is designed to rock back and forth to get the optimum pleasure. This is the perfect solo toy if you are single or if your partner has gone out of town!

3 Runner Ups will win:

A Love U Bullet

This type of bullet vibe is one of the most frequently purchased items at any toy store. Why? Because it is simple in design, easy to operate and has many uses. You can use this vibe just about anywhere that like a little stimulation. It loves nipples, clits, taints and all of your naughty parts. It has a fader style control to opperate the variable speed function and runs on 2 AA batteries. If you don't have a Love U Bullet, you should!

Now, that you have seen the prizes you better head on over to the Dildo Whisperer Online Store and get to shopping. The more you spend the greater your chances to win!

GOOD LUCK!

Fine Print:

Purchases from 12am EST March 1, 2010 until 11:59pm EST on March 31, 2010 are eligble for entry into the contest. Winners will be contacted on April 1, 2010. If you have any questions please email Romaine at romaine@eatromaine.com.

Grab the Remote and Ride this Wave.

2010-02-17T14:01:00.000-08:00

It seems like there are more and more toys coming out that feature remote controls. I love this concept for several reasons. First, it means you can actually look at the controls instead of just reaching down and trying to feel around for them. I really hate it when I am half way to my orgasm and I reach down to turn things up and end up turning things off! Let me tell you it ruins the mood. With a remote you can hold in your hand you never have to make such a terrible mistake because you will actually be able to see which buttons you are pushing. The second thing I like about remote controlled toys is the fun you can have with a partner that is in control of your remote. Imagine being across the room and controlling the vibration and toy play of your partner. Talk about control! This takes sex play to a whole new level. Now what do you say dear DW reader, are you ready to try your hand with a remote?

Remote Body Wave

This is a classic dual action toy. The Remote Body Wave has an insertable vibrating shaft that is curved for G-Spot action. Plus, this toy has a wave like section designed to make your clit hum! It is very similar design to the Rabbit Habit. The Remote Body Wave features 6 different functions of speed and pulsation that will have you riding the wave of pleasure for a good long time. The controls are easy to understand and this toy has a lighted display so you can see what you are doing even in the dark. It also has a one touch OFF button. This comes in handy for those times you get off and just can't take another second of stimulation. Hit one button and it all shuts down. You will notice that the Remote Body Wave has controls on the toy itself in addition to the remote control. That way you can still use this toy even if you misplace the remote. Speaking of the remote this baby works up to 20 feet away so you have lots of options when playing with it. Hold it in your free hand to control the toy during masturbation or when your partner has it inside you. Or you could give it to your partner and they can sit in the corner and watch you get off from a distance. Use your imagination and have fun! The Remote Body Wave is made of a safe TPR rubber that is free from Phthalates. So you know it is safe for your body. The total length of this toy is 9.5" but only about 4.5" of it is actually insertable. The diameter is 1.5" and the head of this toy has a nice rounded shape that will feel really great on your G-Spot. This bad boy needs one 9V Battery for the remote and 3 AAA batteries for the toy itself. When cleaning this toy you want to make sure that you don't get any water near or around the battery compartment. Getting water in this area will ruin the toy. I suggest the Afterglow Wipes to make cleaning up easier. In terms of lube you want to stick with something water based like the Love U Water Lubricant. The Remote Body Wave is a really fun and functional toy. You can use it alone or with a partner and will have lots of fun either way. If you are looking for the new way to play give the Remote Body Wave a try! You can find this toy in the "Toys" section of the Dildo Whisperer's online store.

Materials: TPR Rubber
Phthalate free
Size: Length 9.5" Diameter 1.5"
Vibration: 6 functions of Speed and Pulsation
Lube: Water Based Recommended
Cleaning: Afterglow Wipes, Soap and Water (Avoid getting in or around battery compartment)
Rating: **** 4 out of 5 Stars

Let there be LINKS!!!

2010-02-16T14:40:00.000-08:00

Hello DW readers,
I just wanted to give you a quick update that starting today there will now be links here in the DW blog that direct you to the toys I am reviewing. So you don't have to go searching through my online store anymore! Just click away and you are good to go. New reviews coming soon!
-Romaine

Valentine's Day Gift Buying Guide- For The Ladies Out There!

2010-02-05T14:53:00.000-08:00

Valentine’s Day is dedicated to the women of the world. Every year women wait patiently to see what their lover will offer up as a sign of their love and devotion. But picking the right gift is not always as easy as one might think. Since I spent so much time offering up gift ideas for the men this Valentine’s Day season I thought it was only fair to put together a small list for the ladies. This list is for the loving partners who just don’t know where to start looking for the right gift and for all you single ladies that deserve something special too. Just because you don’t have a lover doesn’t mean you don’t deserve a little something lovely.

Every woman should have a toy box and some toy boxes are more full then others. (You should see mine!) The list of items that I am going to cover is separated into categories depending on the type of item it is. It is up to you to pick the right category for the woman in your life.

Staple Items

There are certain items that every girl should have in her toy box. These items don’t have to be fancy to get the job done but a girl would be lost without them.

LUBE

There are two basic kinds of lubes that women should have in their toy box. A water based lube and a silicone based lube. The Love U Water Lubricant is designed to use when masturbating or having sex. It can also be used with any kind of sex toy and will wash off very easily. The Love U Silicone Lubricant is very slick and is perfect for masturbation and vaginal or anal sex. It is designed to stay slick and never dry out. Although, it requires soap and water to wash off and cannot be used with Silicone toys. For more information on these lubes see the previous entry of The Dildo Whisperer’s Blog.

Love U Water Lubricant
Active Ingredients: Water, Propanediol, Hydroxypropyl Methylcellulose, Xanthan Gum, Hydroxyethylcellulose, Sodium Benzoate, Patasium Sorbate, Citric Acid.
Applications: Vaginal Sex, Masturbation, Anal Sex, Safe with Most toys
Other Information: Glycerin Free. Paraben Free. Naturally Derived. Vegan. DEA Free.
Rating: **** 4 out of 5 Stars

Love U Silicone Lubricant
Active Ingredients: Cyclopentasiloxane, Dimethicone, Dimethiconol
Applications: Sex, Masturbation, Sex in the Water and use with non-silicone toys.
Other Information: Hypoallergenic. Glycerin Free. Paraben Free. Naturally Derived. Vegan. DEA Free.
Rating: **** 4 out of 5 Stars

Sensational Items

Making your partner feel good is the whole point of these items. I am firm believer that if your partner feels sexy and desirable that it will result in much better sexual encounters. We all like to be pampered from time to time so this Valentine’s Day take a few minutes to pamper and enjoy your partner.

Hot Heart Massager Paired with Massage Oil or Body Souffle

The Hot Heart Massager is perhaps the best item I carry in “Bath, Body & Wellness” section of the Dildo Whisperer’s Online Store. It starts out as a little liquid pouch but when you bend the inner metal disk it starts a chemical reaction that heats this heart up. It starts forming crystals inside the heart that generate heat and cause the heart to firm up a bit. Use the Hot Heart Massager to deliver a hot stone like massage to your partner. The heat last around 30 mins so you don’t have to worry about your hands getting tired. When you are done all you have to do is boil the heart in water to melt the crystals and you can use it again!

The Hot Heart Massager is best paired with either the Massage Oil or the Body Souffle lotion that I carry in the online store. Both of these items are made with organic ingredients and feel amazing on your skin. Each comes in two scents: Lemongrass & Coconut; Fresh Orange & Wild Ginger but neither scent is overwhelming. Using a nice massage lotion or oil makes giving the massage easier but it also make the entire experience more luxurious.

Hot Heart Massager
Materials: Re-usable Liquid Heart
Use with: Massage Oil or Lotion
Clean: Soap and Water (Boil for 10 mins to Re-use)
Rating: ***** 5 out of 5 Stars

Massage Oil
Materials: Organic Extracts and Oil
Scents: Lemongrass & Coconut; Fresh Orange & Wild Ginger
Clean: Soap and Water
Other Uses: Bath Oil or Shower Moisturizer
Rating: **** 4 out of 5 Stars

Body Souffle
Materials: Organic extracts, olive oil, shea butter, and mango butter.
Scents: Lemongrass & Coconut; Fresh Orange & Wild Ginger
Rating: **** 4 out of 5 Stars

Sweet Snow Body Powder

This snowy white powder is an amazing little treat in the bedroom. Sweet Snow Body Powder is made by a company called Shunga and comes in 2 flavors: Hney and Strawberry Champagne and is Sugar Free.You can use it to give an oil free massage. All you have to do is gently dust the Sweet Snow Powder all over your lover and start giving them a good old-fashioned rub down. The powder makes it easy for your hands to slide over their skin without any nasty friction. But if what you are looking for is a fun game to play this is what I would do with the Sweet Snow Body Powder. Before you head to the bedroom take the Body Powder and dust it on a few select sensual places on your body. Then tell your lover that they need to find all of the areas with their tongue!

Ingredients: aluminum starch octenyl-succinate, Corn starch, Aspartame, may contain Honey, Flavor (Aroma). Sugar Free
Flavors: Honey, Strawberry and Champagne
Size: 8 oz
Includes: Feather application brush
Rating: **** 4 out or 5 Stars

Erotic Items

Even in the best relationships you need to spice things up from time to time. You don’t have to get overly kinky but trying out a new fantasy can have its advantages. For this reason I think it is important to have something in your toy box for a rainy day. If you are tired of having sex the same way every time then it is time to try something a little erotic.

Whip and Tickle

You can play nice or you can play naughty. The choice is yours. One end features feathers for a fun little tickle while the other end has a rubber whip for taking things up a notch or two. Pair this with a soft blindfold and you are in for some real fun.

Materials: Black and White Feathers, Plastic Handle and Rubber Whip
Use With: A Soft Blind Fold
Rating: *** 3 out of 5 Stars

Bondage Tape

Bondage Tape is the coolest stuff . This bondage tape is non adhesive and is made out of vinyl. It sticks to itself but never to you. So you can use it to wrap around your wrists or feet to create a very safe and fun bondage type situation. The best part is that it is completely reusable! It is light weight and easy to pack so the next time you are going out for a sexy romp take this with you and make things even more interesting!

Material: Vinyl Tape, 2” wide x 50’
Water Proof and Easy to Clean
Rating: **** 4 out of 5 Stars

Under the Bed Restraints

Tying your partner to the bed has never been so easy or so much fun! These Under the Bed Restraints fit under any sized mattress and are completely adjustable. Tuck em under the mattress when not in use and pull em out whenever you want to play. This is a four point system that you can use to make sure your lover isn’t going anywhere. There are four Velcro cuffs included with this system so you aren’t left with any additional purchases you need to make in order to start playing. The Velcro cuffs leave your partner feeling safe as they can easily be removed. With the Under the Bed Restraints there is a lot of fun to be had. Shouldn’t you be enjoying some of it?

Materials: Nylon Webbing, Velcro Cuffs.
Size: (4) 60” Restraint Straps, (1) 60” Under the Bed Connector
Cleaning: Machine Washable
Rating: **** 4 out of 5 Stars

Luxury Items

Every toy box should have at least one luxury item. The kind that makes a girl’s toes curl with delight. While some of these toys cost a pretty penny I know many women who would pay 10 times the price for the pleasure these devices bring into their lives. When you give a girl a toy like this just know she will screaming her thanks to you over and over again!

Rabbit Habit

I'd like to introduce you to the toy that O Magazine calls the "Rolls Royce of sex toys" The Rabbit Habit! This toy will take you to places you have never been before. Don’t believe me? Then perhaps you should check out the “Sex and The City” episode where Charlotte was given one. She locked herself in her room and didn’t come out for days! Why? Because the Rabbit Habit can just be that good!

Here is how it all works. There is a shaft that twirls around in a small circular fashion and inside it are a number of "pearls" that rotate around the shaft to create G-Spot stimulation. Then attached to the base of the shaft there is a bullet vibe that is shaped like a rabbit. The ears are designed to reach up and tickle the clit. This toy has lots of moving parts so it isn't what I would call a silent toy but when it is doing its thing you won't care that it is louder than your other toys. It is designed to blow your mind and it delivers.

Materials: TPR Rubber (phthalate free)
Size: 9" length 1.5" diameter
Vibration: 2 types (Shaft and Clitoral) both have variable speeds
Batteries: 3 AA
Cleaning: Afterglow Wipes, Soap and water (DO NOT submerge in water and be careful of moving parts)
Lube: Water based lube
Rating: **** 4 out of 5 Stars

Valentine's Day- Lube up! A gift for your guy. Part V

2010-02-03T14:24:00.000-08:00

It is time for me to divulge my fifth final Valentine’s Day gift idea for the man in your life. I spent some time thinking about what should be the final item and I decided on a simple but most important item. If a guy doesn’t have this in his bedside table then he is surely missing out.

5. LUBE!

Lube is one of the most important items needed to make sure a guy has a healthy and active sex life. Guys can use it for jacking off, having sex, playing with toys and is a REQUIREMENT for anal sex! Lube is such a necessary item for sexual activity that the lube industry has taken off. There are entire websites dedicated to all things lube. With so many new brands and types it is easy to get confused. But fear not dear reader, the Dildo Whisperer is here to help you navigate these slippery waters!

Boy Butter (Original) – Use to Jack off!

Boy Butter (Original) is the only Boy Butter lube I currently carry in the Dildo Whisperer Online Store but we carry it in two different size and containers. Even though there are several other Boy Butter Lubes out there for the sake of this entry I am going to focus on the Boy Butter (Original Formula). Boy Butter designs all their lubes to be a cream style lube which is why they are so great to jack off with. This lube is nice and thick and will feel great when paired with your hand or favorite jack off toy. Another great attribute of Boy Butter is that it washes off with a little soap and water. Meaning you don't have to worry about stains on your sheets or a difficult clean up.

Boy Butter (Original) is an oil-based lubricant that is made up from two very gentle ingredients: coconut oil and organic silicone. These ingredients are then homogenized just like real butter and the end result is a long lasting creamy lubricant. This lube is hypoallergenic and is safe on all toys. However, there is one VERY IMPORTANT thing I must tell you about. Because this lube is oil-based it is not compatible with any latex safer sex supplies like latex condoms. So this lube is best used for solo play or sex with a trusted partner.
Active Ingredients: Coconut Oil and organic Silicone
Applications: Masturbation, Sex Toy Play, Anal Sex

Warnings: Do not use with Latex Condoms, NOT latex compatible.

Accessories: Your hand, Male Strokers/ Masturbation Sleeves, Sex toys

Rating: *** 3 out of 5 stars

Love U Water Lubricant- Use for Sex, Masturbation and with Toys.

Water based lubricants have been around for many years. These lubes will keep your skin from facing abrasive friction and will help your bouts of sex last longer. But perhaps the most important thing this lube will do is help protect the delicate skin around your naughty parts. There are a million different types of water based lubes in the market and many of them are very good. But there are a few things you want to make sure you avoid. The two biggest things to avoid in your water based lube are Glycerin and Parabens. These ingredients can lead to some rather unpleasant reactions from your body. (I’ve been there and take it from me it sucks.) To avoid these ingredients it is best to go with a brand you trust. Love U Water Lubricant is made to be gentle on your sexy bits and doesn’t contain any harmful chemicals or ingredients that will make your sexy bits feel not so sexy. Because this lube is water based it can be used with virtually every sex toy made and it is super easy to wash off. This lube will not stain and will not become sticky like a lot of other water based lubes do. If this lube starts to dry out a little bit of water will make it super slippery all over again! Give the Love U Water Lubricant a try and it will Love U as much as you love it.

Active Ingredients: Water, Propanediol, Hydroxypropyl Methylcellulose, Xanthan Gum, Hydroxyethylcellulose, Sodium Benzoate, Patasium Sorbate, Citric Acid.

Applications: Vaginal Sex, Masturbation, Anal Sex, Safe with Most toys

Other Information: Glycerin Free. Paraben Free. Naturally Derived. Vegan. DEA Free.

Rating: **** 4 out of 5 Stars
Love U Silicone Lubricant – Use for Sex and Masturbation or Sex in the Shower

Silicone lubes are no joke. These lubes are designed to be super slick and last really long. They have tons of benefits but they also have a few down sides. Let’s start with what makes these lubes rock. A silicone based lube is going to stay slick until you wash it off. So you don’t have to worry about your lube drying out or wearing off and it will never get sticky. Silicone lubes are also water proof. So you can put in on and have shower or hot tub sex without it washing away. The Love U Silicone Lubricant comes with all of these great qualities plus it is hypoallergenic and will help protect your most delicate skin. This lube is best when used for skin on skin applications like a hand job or sex. However, the Love U Silicone Lubricant has all kinds of uses outside of sex as well! For instance, I have heard of people using the Love U Silicone Lubricant as a shaving cream to help get a nice smooth shave without out skin irritation. I’ve even heard of people using a small amount to help give their hair a little extra shine.

There are a couple of things to keep in mind though when considering a silicone lubricant. These lubes don’t wash off easily. They require a little soap and water so clean up can be a little more difficult. If you have hard wood floors try to avoid spilling this stuff on them because it can make the floor slick with slick on top. (Been there, done that…I almost died! Another story for another day) Last but not least, do not use a silicone lube with a silicone toy. This can result in the silicone lube bonding onto the toy and ruining it. It is a very costly mistake that you do not want to make. So NO silicone lube on silicone toy action please.

The Love U Silicone Lube is everything you want in a good silicone lube and the best part is that you know with this lube you are getting the highest quality lube because it is coming from the Love U brand. Love U is dedicated to making sure non of their products contains harmful chemicals or ingredients so you can be sure your sexy bits are safe. If you want a slick lube that is designed to last look no further then Love U Silicone Lubricant.
Active Ingredients: Cyclopentasiloxane, Dimethicone, Dimethiconol

Applications: Sex, Masturbation, Sex in the Water and use with non-silicone toys.

Other Information: Hypoallergenic. Glycerin Free. Paraben Free. Naturally Derived. Vegan. DEA Free.

Rating: **** 4 out of 5 Stars

Lube is and will always be one of the most basic items that you should have when engaging in any form of sex. If you have never used it before then you are really missing out. If you ever have questions about which lube to use for a specific application please ask the Dildo Whisperer and I will happily help you out. You can find all of the lubes mentioned in this entry at the Dildo Whisperer's Online Store in the "Bath, Body & Wellness" Section.

This concludes my Valentine's Day -Gift For Your Guy series. Get one or all of these products and I guarantee that that man in your life will continue to love you for a very long time. Even if that man is yourself. We all deserve a little something special on Valentine's Day so go on and treat yourself or the man you love today!

If you have a sex or sex toy question that you want answered, email the Dildo Whisperer at romaine@eatromaine.com. Or if you have a specific toy from my online store that you want the Dildo Whisperer to review let me know. The Dildo Whisperer is also available for Private Consultations. Simply send an email to romaine@eatromaine.com to request a one on one conversation.

Valentine's Day- Stroke This! A gift for your guy -Part IV

2010-02-01T14:18:00.000-08:00

Men Masturbate. The average guy jacks off at least once a day and some guys spend even more time getting off. That’s a lot of time to spend with a bottle of lube and your hand. Let’s face it day after day of the same thing will get pretty damn boring. I know there are a ton of great products out there for guys to use to get off. You can get a fake rubber face and fuck it. Or perhaps a pair of cyber skin feet to stroke your cock with? But that seems kind of complicated doesn’t it? For Valentine’s Day this year I want you to get the guy in your life a way to improve his jack off sessions without making them overly complicated. No one wants to spend tons of time cleaning up after getting off so for that reason I came up with my fourth toy suggestion to take the work and doldrums out of jacking off.

4. THE STROKER!!
These easy to use toys will take jacking off to a whole new level. Gone are the days of switching hands to create a new feel to jacking off. All you need is lube and a stroker and you are all set. Strokers are designed to be simple to use and easy to clean. If you haven't ever tried a stroker then it is time you do!

Stroker X

Different strokers have different capabilities. In the case of Stroker X you get a sensation that is very similar to the sensation that you get when your partner is having muscle contractions around the shaft of your cock. The interior of Stroker X has a series of soft ridges that will feel great on your shaft as you stroke it. This toy is made out of silicone and will not stretch in the same fashion as some of the other strokers I am about to review. Silicone is a slightly more firm material which makes you feel like you are actually holding onto something when you use this toy. Silicone is built to last so unlike some of the other strokers with the right amount of care Storker X will keep you happy for a good long time. The exterior of this toy is smooth and easy to grip as long as you don’t have a bunch of lube on your hands. I recommend pumping the lube directly into the stroker and then inserting your penis to avoid getting any on the outside.

Material: Silicone

Lube: Water Based Recommended

Cleaning: Turn inside Out and Wash with Soap and Water, Boilable, Bleachable and Dishwasher Safe (top Rack)

Rating: **** 4 out of 5 Stars

Side Kick

I didn’t know much about the Side Kick stroker until Ducky Doolittle gave me a demo of this toy in my radio studio one night. She pulled out the VIP dildo and said, “Watch this.” She lubed up the inside of the Side Kick and started stroking the dildo. As she did it she explained to me some of the features of the toy.

“Did you know that Side Kick has a ribbed interior for a nice textured sensation? And that you can flip inside out and use the smooth side for a totally different sensation?”

I stared at her hands moving up and down the shaft of VIP thinking about how good what she was doing must feel on a real guy. And then she started to speed up.
“Now, check this out,” she quipped. “Just about the time the guy is ready to come you hold onto the base of the Side Kick just at the base of his penis. Then with you other hand you pull the top portion over the tip of his cock!”

Her hands did just that. Just then her little demo all made sense. I knew what she was trying to show me. She created a vacuum inside the toy that when pulled over the tip created a sucking sensation.
In her sweetest voice she exclaimed, “You can literally swallow without actually having to do it!”

Now, I don’t know about you but I don’t know of many toys out there that can create the sensation of getting a blow job and having your partner swallow but Side Kick can do just that! Need I say more? I think not.

Material: TPR (Thermal Produced Rubber) Phthalate Free

Lube: Water Based Recommended

Cleaning: Turn inside Out and Wash with Soap and Water

Rating: ***** 5 out of 5 Stars

Reversible Stroker

The Reversible Stroker is made out of a cyber skin material to help create the feel of real skin. So when you slip this bad boy on your cock, be prepared for a very soft life like sensation. They call this toy the Reversible Stroker because one side features ridges while the other side features nubs. This toy is easy to turn inside out so you can pick the sensation you want at any time. It is like getting two toys in one. Cyber skin is a very neat and unique material. It is water proof and can be used in the shower or the hot tub. The only thing to keep in mind is that the cleaning of this toy requires a little special care. Make sure you wash it with soap and water and then let it completely air dry (inside and out). If it starts to get a tacky feel to it then put in a zip lock back with a little corn starch. Shake it up and then shake it off the excess.

Material: Cyber Skin
Lube: Water Based Recommended

Cleaning: Turn inside out and Wash with Soap and Water. Use corn starch if it gets “tacky”.

Rating: **** 4 out of 5 Stars

All of these strokers can be found in the "For Him" section of the Dildo Whisperer's Online Store.

If you have a sex or sex toy question that you want answered, email the Dildo Whisperer at romaine@eatromaine.com. Or if you have a specific toy from my online store that you want the Dildo Whisperer to review let me know. The Dildo Whisperer is also available for Private Consultations. Simply send an email to romaine@eatromaine.com to request a one on one conversation.

Valentine’s Day- A gift of good health for your guy- Part III

2010-01-26T10:42:00.000-08:00

In addition to buying your man a good toy for Valentine’s Day wouldn’t you like to get him something that is good for his health as well? Listeners of my radio show have heard me talk about the benefits of the Prostate for sexually adventurous men. There are a number of toys designed to deliver a prostate massage and that brings me to my 3rd Valentine’s Day gift idea for the man in your life.

3. Prostate Massager
Think of the Prostate Gland at the G-Spot for men. Another name I use for it is the P-Spot. The prostate gland is a very sensitive and desirable area but it does require some extra care and attention. Prostate cancer is a real concern for many men and it is not an issue to take lightly. In addition to regular check-ups with your doctor you should consider other alternative for taking care of your prostate. The best way to do this is through a prostate massage. It is believed that prostate massage can actually reduce some of the health risks associated with the prostate such as prostatis and BPM. A good prostate massage can actually feel very good. In fact, the P-Spot is the reason why so many men enjoy anal sex. In recent years, more and more toy manufactures have started creating toys to help guys enjoy their P-Spot and here are just a few that you can find in the Dildo Whisperer Online Store.

Rude Boy

Materials: Silicone

Hypoallergenic

Vibe: One Touch Chrome 80mm Bullet Vibe, Waterproof

Batteries: 1N 1.5 Volt (this is an environmentally friendly battery)

Lube: Water Based Recommended

Cleaning: Clean Vibe Separately with Soap and Water, Silicone portion is Boilable, Bleachable and Dishwasher Safe.

Rating: **** 4 out of 5 Stars

P-Decadence

This is glass for your ass! As I have discussed in previous entries glass toys have lots of added benefits. You can quickly change their temperature with a dip in cool or warm water. It is firm and can be used to apply just the right amount of pressure to the prostate. Plus it has a smooth surface that slides right in. To use this toy you want to make sure you apply plenty of lube then insert the curved end in so it points toward your naval. Rocking it back and forth will massage your P-Spot. With the P-Decadence you really get a 2 for 1 deal because if you use the other end of this toy you will get an entirely different experience. The shape on this end of P-Decadence is similar to the shape of anal beads. Give it a try you won’t be disappointed.

Materials: Blue Pyrex Glass

Lube: Water or Silicone Based Recommended

Size: Length 8.5” Width 1.5”

Cleaning: Soap and Water, Boilable, Bleachable and Dishwasher Safe

Rating: **** 4 out of 5 Stars

Prostate Health

Prostate Health is made out of high-grade silicone and has a very unique design. This flexible toy's crazy looking shape is actually designed to curve with the natural curves of the body. The bulbous head vibrates with the help of an insert able bullet vibe and teaches the man using this toy to relax while getting a gentle P-Spot massage. All of this will help reduce the risk of prostatis and BPM. Prostate Health also features a small thumb grip to help create a comfortable hold on the toy during use. Prostate Health will make your next trip to the doctor much more pleasant. So why not enjoy being healthy for a change?

Material: Silicone

Size: 4.5" Length 1" Diameter

Vibration: Optional (with Bullet Vibe)

Lube: Water Based Recommended

Cleaning: Boilable, Bleachable and Dishwasher Safe

Accessories: Bullet Vibe (comes with it)

Rating: **** 4 out of 5 Stars

You can find all of these toys in the "For Him" section of the Dildo Whisperer Store.

If you have a sex or sex toy question that you want answered, email the Dildo Whisperer at romaine@eatromaine.com. Or if you have a specific toy from my online store that you want the Dildo Whisperer to review let me know. The Dildo Whisperer is also available for Private Consultations. Simply send an email to romaine@eatromaine.com to request a one on one conversation.

Valentine's Day-Gifts for your guy- Part II

2010-01-24T17:44:00.000-08:00

Valentine’s day gifts are tricky. I like to get a gift that will expand the relationship in new ways. For many people that can mean trying something new or trying something in a new way. The most commonly asked questions I get often feature the ass. There are many more people that are interested in anal sex then there aren’t or at least that has been my experience. For that reason I came up with my second selection for gifts you should get your guy to try!

2. Butt Plugs!

When considering trying a butt plug there are a few things you should know. The first is that you ALWAYS need to use lube. Your ass doesn’t self lubricate like a vagina so lube is required. The skin around your anus is very thin and sensitive and the last thing you want is friction that will cause that skin to tear. The second thing you should know is about your ass itself. The rectum doesn’t have a back wall, which means that if a toy goes all the way in it can be very hard to remove without an emergency visit to the doctor. For this reason you should never stick anything in your ass that isn't designed to be there. Every year ER’s around the country get visits from patients who think that putting a sharpie or other odd shaped objects in their ass is a good idea. It is not. Toys that are designed to go in the ass should have either a flared based that prevents the toy from going in further then intended or it should have a loop handle that can be used to remove the toy easily. This risk shouldn’t prevent you from having fun with your ass it should simply encourage you to use toys that are safe for it. Last but not least never take a toy out of your ass and put it in a vagina. The rectum is filled with bacteria that helps aide in digestion but that bacteria can lead to some very unpleasant problems if introduced to the vagina. Now, that you know the basics let’s talk butt plugs.

Little Flirt

Little Flirt is exactly as the name suggests, little. Which makes it the perfect first time anal toy. This silicone plug is about the size of a finger. It isn’t designed to “fill you up” like other plugs. Instead, it is designed to teach your sphincter muscle how to relax when a toy is introduced to it. It helps the anus get used to the feeling and sensation of a toy in it without the stress of jamming something large in there. Make sure you use plenty of lube and slide this toy in. Due to its size it might slide back out but if it does just re-insert it and focus on your muscles holding it in place. Once your body has gotten used to the sensation of ass play you can move up to larger toys. If you have been thinking of trying anal action but are unsure about the pain. Try Little Flirt out and see how much fun flirting with your ass can be.

Material: Silicone

Lube: Water Based Recommended

Cleaning: Soap and Water, Boilable, Bleachable, and Dishwasher Safe

Rating: *** 3 out of 5 Stars

Ryder

Ryder is a more advanced butt plug. This silicone plug is larger in size and features a very narrow neck. Tantus Inc. who makes this toy literally designed every aspect of it to make sure it is comfortable and stays in place. The top of this plug is rounded and smooth so it slides in with little work. The narrow neck near the base ensures that the sphincter closes up tightly around it. Plus, the rectangle base is shaped so it will fit comfortably between your ass checks but has enough of a flare to keep it from going in to far. Your cheeks will also help keep this toy from going anywhere. Due to the shape and size of Ryder it will give you that “filled up” sensation that many people look for from anal toys. Take Ryder out for a ride and I doubt you will be disappointed.

Materials: Silicone

Lube: Water Based Recommended

Cleaning: Soap and Water, Boilable, Bleachable, and Dishwasher Safe

Rating: **** 4 out of 5 Stars

Pace

Pace is a member of the Tantus Alumina line. You might remember my previous blog about Flow also from this line of toys. Pace like the other toys in the Alumina line is made out of a sleek anodized aluminum that is smooth to the touch. This smooth surface will make for an easy entry with Pace. You can use the lager end of the toy to give you the “full” sensation or to deliver a nice P-Spot massage. Or you can use the other end of this toy for a completely different sensation. Due to the fact that Pace is made out of aluminum it has some pretty interesting benefits. For instance, Pace has the ability to cool down or warm up very quickly. A little dip in cool or warm water will help you create some really exciting sensation play. Aluminum is also kind of heavy. People who enjoy the sensation of a butt plug will also often enjoy the weightiness of a metal toy. But, perhaps the coolest feature from the Tantus Alumina line is that they are all made of two independent parts. See that little black O ring just under the head of Pace? That is where the toy screws apart. You can then take the two pieces and pair them up with another piece from the Alumina line. You can literally create all new toys! The more Alumina toys you have the more choices you have. They are all completely interchangeable.

Material: Black Anodized Aluminum

Size: Length 5” Diameter 1.25”

Lube: Water or Silicone Based Recommended

Cleaning: Soap and Water

Rating: **** 4 out of 5 Stars

Now, that you have seen three incredibly different toys for anal action don’t you want to get one for the man in your life. Oh and just for the record the ladies can also enjoy all of these toys! I have each of them in my personal toy box. You can find all of these butt plugs in the “Toys” Section of the Dildo Whisperer Online Store.

Valentine's Day- The ultimate gift for your guy. Part I

2010-01-19T14:31:00.000-08:00

I know that you guys are thinking it is too early to be thinking about Valentine's Day but I was just in my local Target store the other day and I have to respectfully disagree. They had a huge corner of the store sectioned off for all things pink and red. It was like cupid and all but puked on the place. The truth is Valentine's Day is approaching. But sadly, not for everyone because it considered to be a holiday where ladies get gifts of love. But what about the guys? Have you ever really looked at the selection of Valentine's gifts and thought, "yeah, my man would so love that!" You haven't? The reason for that is that those gifts suck! Well, I say fuck that shit! Guys deserve kick ass gifts too.

For this very reason dear reader I am putting together a list of five items that would make any man happy. I think it is time that the men get in on Valentine's Day. After all, they enjoy a gift of love too!

1. The Cock Ring!

Get your guy a cock ring. Most guys have a fantasy that their cock was just a little bit bigger. While a cock ring won't actually make his dick bigger it will make it feel bigger! The function of a cock ring is to keep the blood from rushing out of a man's dick. This keeps him harder longer and will help intensify his orgasm. Take a look at a few options that I have in the "For Him" section of my online toy store.

Neoprene C Ring

This is the perfect beginner cock ring. If your man has never played with one before this is where you should start. This stretchy cock ring is made of a thick, soft and seamless neoprene. It is made to fit comfortably around your cock and balls without pulling your skin or hair. You can also use it with any type of lube for an even more comfortable fit. The reason this is a good beginner cock ring is because you don't have to fear getting "caught" in this toy. If it starts to feel overly snug it is easy to remove unlike metal cock rings.

Material: Neoprene

Size: 1.75" and 2"

Lube: Any type

Rating: **** 4 out of 5 Stars

Leather C-Ring with 3 Speed Bullet

Adding this to your cock is like adding turbo power to your car. We already know the added benefits of wearing a cock ring but let's talk about how adding a bullet vibe to that takes sex while wearing a cock ring to a whole new level. If the man wearing this cock ring is having sex with a woman he can turn the vibe so it rests on the top of his cock. As he trusts this vibe will make contact with her clit. Any clit girl will tell you this is exactly the kind of play she wants! If the man wearing this cock ring is having sex with another man or using it while alone I suggest turning the vibe so it rests on his perineum (the space between his balls and anus). This will allow the vibration to massage the P-spot. Trust me fellas, it feels good!

This leather c-ring features a 3 speed one touch bullet vibe so you can adjust the speed depending on your needs. The vibe itself runs on 3 watch batteries that can be purchased in my online store. The vibe is also waterproof and easily removable for cleaning. The leather strap on this cock ring is adjustable and features a snap closure making it very easy to get on and off.

Materials: Leather, Hard Plastic, Metal Snap Closure

Vibe: 3 speed, one touch, waterproof

Batteries: 3 Watch

Lube: water based recommended

Cleaning: Soap and Water or Afterglow Wipes

Rating: **** 4 out of 5 Stars

Love U Vibe Ring

If you want to try a vibrating cock ring but not sure you are going to like it then this might be the perfect cock ring for you. Think of this c-ring as a sampler. It is designed for one use which is why it only costs $7. It will still give you many of the benefits of all the other c-rings only you wear this one just around the base of the penis. Sample it out and if you like it buy the Leather C-Ring with the 3 Speed vibe. (slick shaft toy pictured to the left is not included)

Materials: Jelly Rubber

Vibration: One speed, one touch

Single Use Only

Rating: *** 3 out of 5 Stars

C-SLING

Okay, so we have talked about a few cock rings but I saved the most impressive for last. This is not your average cock ring and you should have a fair amount of experience with cock rings before giving this one a shot. The C-Sling is made out of high grade silicone and is not very stretchy so it takes a little maneuvering to get all the goods in place with this one. Lube up the inner ring of the C-Sling then start with your balls. Push them in first before moving on to the shaft of your penis. Make sure you have a good understanding of what size cock ring you typically wear to ensure a comfortable experience. Once you have this bad boy in place you are good to go. The C-Sling has a design unlike any other cock ring out there. The tear drop tip is designed to point back towards your taint. It cups your balls all while pressing or "tapping" on your perineum and delivering an external prostate massage as you move. The C-Sling will also help elongate your orgasm for up to 45 seconds! Now, doesn't that sound like a winner?

Materials: Silicone

Size: Wide band for Comfort, Interior Diameter 1 5/8"

Lube: Water Based Recommended

Cleaning: Soap and Water, Boilable, Bleachable and Dishwasher safe

Other: Hypoallergenic

Rating: ***** 5 out of 5

In the coming days, I will give you four more great gift ideas from my online toy store for the man in your life. Even if that man is yourself!

If you have a sex or sex toy question that you would like the Dildo Whisperer to answer let me know. I am also available for private consultations. Simply email me at romaine@eatromaine and I will get right back to you.

Valentine's Day- Foreplay Series Part II

2010-01-12T10:35:00.000-08:00

I promised to do a series of reviews that are dedicating to improving your foreplay and give it a bit of a boost. After all with Valentine's Day approaching you want to be prepared. I have picked out a personal favorite for our next item.

Edible Body Paint

You don't have to be an artist to enjoy this product but it is a great excuse to bust out of your shell. The body is a perfect canvas and you should enjoy every inch of it. Made by SHUNGA this chocolate body paint is perfect for making your foreplay more lively. It is thinner then normal chocolate syrup so it makes a perfect paint and the taste is very good. Think of it as a gourmet Hershey's syrup. All you need is a healthy imagination to enjoy this product and a willing partner. The only thing that could use improvement in this product is the paint brush. It isn't really a brush it is more of a piece of foam that is folded to work like a fountain pen. I didn't like it all that much. I prefer a real paint brush but that is an easy fix. One nice thing about this body paint is that it is a non staining formula so you don't have to worry about ruining your favorite sheets!

One of my favorite sexual memories has to do with two naked girls and some finger paints. I was dating this girl and we didn't know each other very well yet. I just so happened to have some finger paints laying around my apartment and she got this idea that we should paint nude portraits of each other on the wall of my apartment. We both stripped down naked and started painting. When all was said and done there were the two amazing paintings on my wall but more importantly we had gotten much closer. After all there was a lot of physical touching that took place as we tried to get the proper "proportions" for our paintings. I think I covered every inch of her body 2 or three times over as I was painting. We had lots of laughs that night and after we showered we ended up having really great sex. It was just one of those nights you never forget and sometimes they come out of the most unexpected places.

I think it is time that you start creating some memories like mine that you will never forget. Create a piece of art or just paint a love poem that you can lick off later. Either way you will have a sweet treat with the Shunga Edible Body Paint. You can fine it in the "Bath, Body and Wellness" section of my online store.

Ingredients: Sugar (Sucrose), Water (Aqua), Cocoa powder (Theobroma cacao), Sodium citrate, Salt (Sodium chloride), Caramel colour (Caramel), Potassium sorbate, N&A flavour (Aroma), Vanillin, Citric acid, FDC Yellow 5 (Tartrazine) (CI 19140).
Flavors: Chocolate
Size: 3.5 oz
Includes: Foam Brush
Rating: *** 3 out of 5 Stars

A little One on One.

2010-01-11T10:06:00.000-08:00

Romaine Patterson is The Dildo Whisperer.

I've been thinking about the type of people that I help with the Dildo Whisperer segment on the show. But I can't help but think of all the people out there that are simple to shy or embarrassed to pick up the phone and call me because they don't want to share their problem with all of the listeners of the show. Which is of course completely understandable. Then I was thinking about ways I can continue to make my new small business (my online toy store) successful. That's when I came up with the idea of offering private consultations.

I want to be able to help as many people as I possibly can. Sometimes my store will have the best product for your needs and sometimes it won't but I can assure anyone who comes to me for advice that I will give the best possible advice to my knowledge. If you are interested in a private consultation email me at: romaine@eatromaine.com. Please put "Private Consultation" in the subject line and I will get right back with you.

We will set up a time to talk either by phone or email and I will put my dildo whispering to use for you! How can I make your sex life better? Email me for a private consultation to find out.

The Valentine's Day Count Down.

2010-01-10T22:01:00.000-08:00

Cupid is about to draw back his bow for many a lover in the coming weeks and I am here to help you be prepared. Anyone that has ever had a lover at Valentine's Day knows it can be very stressful picking out the perfect gift for your loved one. Over the course of the next couple of weeks I am going to use the dildo whisperer blog to come up with a few fun and exciting gift ideas. However, if there is an item from my online store that you would like me to get into more detail about let me know and I will write about it.

For this entry I am going to focus on the first in a series sexy items that can help give your foreplay a boost and allow for some exciting adventures in the bedroom. You can find this item in the "Bath, Body and Wellness" section of my online store.

Sweet Snow Body Powder

This snowy white powder is an amazing little treat in the bedroom. Let me start by telling you about this item and then I will tell you how I think it should be used. Sweet Snow Body Powder is made by a company called Shunga and all of their products are really well made. This body powder comes in 2 flavors: honey and Strawberry Champagne and is Sugar Free. I have only tried the honey flavor as of this posting but I liked it a lot. The flavor was very light and didn't overwhelm me at all. In fact, the honey flavor kind of reminded me of the flavor of those candy cigarettes I used to enjoy as a child. One of the great things about this body powder is that it is very delicate in nature so you barely notice it is there and it never gets sticky. So you don't have to worry about any of the mess that you would get with some of the edible body oils. The Sweet Snow Body Powder contains cornstarch which is perfect as it will maintain freshness and will fend off any wetness in areas around the breasts and inner thighs. Once applied it is barely visible to the eye which has many benefits.

Here's how I would use this item. You can use it to give an oil free massage. All you have to do is gently dust the Sweet Snow Powder all over your lover and start giving them a good old-fashioned rub down. The powder makes it easy for your hands to slide over their skin without any nasty friction.

But if what you are looking for is a fun game to play this is what I would do with the Sweet Snow Body Powder. Before you head to the bedroom take the Body Powder and dust it on a few select sensual places on your body. Then tell your lover that they need to find all of the areas with their tongue! To make it even more fun you can tell them the number of places you placed it (but always make sure to add one to that number so they are left searching). This is one white lie everyone will enjoy!

The Sweet Snow Body Powder also comes with a nice feather brush that you can use to apply the powder. You can put it on and have your lover lick it off. You can use the feathers for some fun sensation play. Just use your imagination and have fun!

Ingredients: aluminum starch octenyl-succinate, Corn starch, Aspartame, may contain Honey, Flavor (Aroma). Sugar Free

Flavors: Honey, Strawberry and Champagne

Size: 8 oz

Includes: Feather application brush

Rating: **** 4 out or 5 Stars

Get into the Rabbit Habit.

2010-01-09T22:56:00.000-08:00

The Rabbit toy has been around for a good many years but it didn't really get popular until the infamous "The Turtle and the Hare " episode of Sex and the City. In the episode Charlotte is introduced to a sex toy called, "The Rabbit." What happens next is frankly what happens to many women who enjoy this toy for the first time. She locked herself in her bedroom and didn't want to come out. She simply couldn't stop herself from enjoying all the pleasure the Rabbit was delivering.

When I first moved to NYC like Charlotte I was frustrated with dating and living single in the big city. So when I saw this episode of Sex and the City like many other women in the country I rushed out to find myself one of these amazing Rabbit toys. I spent what felt like a fortune ($179) on a toy called the iRabbit. It was purple beauty and I rushed right home to take it for a test ride. From sensation stand point the iRabbit was awesome! It delivered on its promise to be an incredible toy. Functionality aside there are a good many aspects of this toy that fell far below my expectations. I wish that I had been the Dildo Whisperer then that I am today. I would have known what pit falls to avoid and the difference between a great quality toy and a very expensive knock off.

The design of nearly every Rabbit toy out there is the same. There is a shaft that twirls around in a small circular fashion and inside it are a number of "pearls" that rotate around the shaft to create G-Spot stimulation. Then attached to the base of the shaft there is a bullet vibe that is shaped like a rabbit. The ears are designed to reach up and tickle the clit. This toy has lots of moving parts so it isn't what I would call a silent toy but when it is doing its thing you won't care that it is louder then your other toys. It is designed to blow your mind and it delivers. The handle is often the battery compartment and has either a number of buttons or slide fader like controls. The shaft and the rabbit bullet vibe have separate controls for independent use. Run the Rabbit fast and the shaft slow or whatever feels right for you.

Not all Rabbits are created equal! Most are made out of jelly rubber and this low quality type of rubber is just one of the problems I ran into with my first Rabbit. Jelly rubber often is porous which means that after time bacteria can grow inside it. Plus, many of these low quality rubbers can contain chemicals called Pthalates that are thought to be harmful. Then there is the matter of the "pearls" that are inside the shaft of the Rabbit. There are a lot of parts and motors in this toy and that means that it is more prone to breaking. In the case of the "pearls" inside the rabbit they have a tendency to get jammed. Not something you want to have happen while they are rolling across your G-Spot. Then there is the issue of the battery compartment. This is the one thing about my iRabbit that made me the most insane. Due to the fact that the battery compartment is also the handle one would think that the compartment would be designed to stay closed when handled. That was not the case with my iRabbit. Every time I was getting into my grove the damn battery would come off and the batteries would pop out. It made me crazy! Eventually, I just duct taped the damn thing on.

Luckily, for you my lovely readers there is one company that finally worked out all the kinks in the Rabbit design so you won't run into the same problems I did. I'd like to introduce you to the toy that O Magazine calls the "Rolls Royce of sex toys."

The Rabbit Habit

So what makes Rabbit Habit different? Let's start with the materials used in this toy. The Rabbit Habit is made with a rubber called TPR. This rubber doesn't contain of the harmful chemicals that many of the other rabbit toys do. The "pearls"in the Rabbit Habit are designed in a way so they won't jam during use. This will make your G-Spot much happier! The controls on the Rabbit Habit are a fader design which means you don't have to get confused on which button to push while you are trying to enjoy yourself. I might have had this problem with the other designs. The Rabbit Habit runs on 3 AA batteries in a compartment that doesn't just pop open when handled. Plus, it comes in my favorite color, Purple! I have tried a dozen or so different rabbit toys over the years and this one has to be the top of the list. Let me put it this way dear readers. The Rabbit Habit is the only rabbit toy still in my personal toy box.

You can check it out for yourself in the "Toys" section of my online toy store.

Materials: TPR Rubber (pthalate free)

Size: 9" length 1.5" diameter

Vibration: 2 types (Shaft and Clitoral) both have variable speeds

Batteries: 3 AA

Cleaning: Afterglow Wipes, Soap and water (DO NOT submerge in water and be careful of moving parts)

Lube: Water based lube

Rating: **** 4 out of 5 Stars

This glass is half full!

2010-01-06T11:06:00.000-08:00

When I first heard they were making sex toys out of glass I was concerned. After all, glass can break and the last thing you want to have happen is your glass toy to break in or around your naughty bits! Luckily though these toys are not made of standard glass. They are made of Pyrex Glass.

You know the kind that made cook wear out of. This means that the glass is much stronger and will not break or chip easily at all in addition it is capable of enduring a high temperature changes. Not only are these toys safe but they also have a variety of added benefits.

Glass toys tend to look more like works of art then sex toys. The come in a variety of colors and designs. These toys are beautifully hand crafted and are often stunning to look at. Due to the fact that they are all uniquely hand crafted these toys tend to be on the higher end of the price scale but they can be well worth the money. Glass is a very smooth surface so these toys glide in and out with very little resistance. The firmness of the glass makes them perfect for G-Spot and P-spot Massage. But one of the coolest things about glass toys is that you can change the temperature of the toy easily for sensation play. I keep a cup with cold water and hot water next to the bed. A quick dip and the toys temperature quickly changes. I personally love the feel of a cool toy as it enters my body. Sensational!

Check out couple of the cool looking glass toys I have in on my online toy store.

Sapphire Swirl

Just look at that stunning cobalt blue color on the shaft of the Sapphire Swirl! I love the color but I love the sensation of all those little blue ribs even more. This toy really is ribbed for pleasure. The raised blue swirls create a wonderful sensation when used. The Sapphire Swirl features a nice flared base making it save for vaginal or anal play. It is 7.5" long with a 1.5" head and a 1.25" shaft. This toy can be cleaned using soap and water but is also dishwasher safe. I like to keep a small finger nail scrub brush on hand for toys like this one because cleaning those little swirls can be a bit tricky. I find that a nail brush can get right in there are scrub them clean with ease.

Material: Pyrex Glass

Lube: Any type of lube can be used

Size: 7.5 long; 1.5" head; 1.25" shaft

Cleaning: Soap and Water, Dishwasher safe, Boilable, Bleachable, Use a small scrub brush for parts

Rating: **** 4 out of 5 Stars

LED Blue Swirl

The LED Blue Swirl is a beautiful toy to look at. It has a blue swirl pattern that runs up the shaft of this toy but that pattern serve more than one purpose. Not only is it pretty to look at but the glass is slightly raised in that area creating gentle ribs that feel great when using this toy. The LED Blue Swirl's head is 1.5" and the shaft is 1" meaning that this toy isn't overwhelming in size. Perhaps the coolest feature of this particular toy is the LED light function in the base of the toy that can beautifully light up its shaft. It slowly fades from blue to red and back again. Talk about a sexy night light!

Use care when cleaning this toy. Do not submerge into water or put in the dish washer. As with any toy with an electric function you must be careful not to get water into the battery compartment. I suggest using the Afterglow Wipes that can be found in the "Bath, Body and Wellness" section of my online toy store.

Material: Pyres Glass

Lube: Any Kind of Lube

Size: 1.5"head; 1" shaft

Batteries: Watch Batteries

Cleaning: Soap and water but Do Not submerge in water, or Use Afterglow Cleaning Wipes

Rating: *** 3 out of 5 Stars

Light Me Up! The story of my dead clit.

2009-12-31T10:42:00.000-08:00

Years ago, my clit was dead. Okay, not really dead but it might as well have been. I could only have an orgasm through G-Spot stimulation and I felt like I was missing out. Everyone kept telling me that the clit was the most magical place on my body but I wasn't convinced because it sure didn't seem to work for me. I didn't know what to do to bring my clit back to life so I turned to one of my favorite sexperts, Ducky Doolittle! She has a way in which she talks about sex and toys that just seems to make perfect sense. With her help I came up with a game plan to revive my clit. The first order of business was to get myself a good strong vibrator. I went for the classic pocket rocket. The next step was to use it EVERY DAY. I did this for around a month. I tried just about every way I could think of when it came to stroking it across my clit. I went to the right side and the left, up and down and even in circles. I made up patterns and tried all kinds of stuff. After a good long while I started to feel some changes. My body started reacting to the stimulation in ways I had not expected and for the first time ever I started to understand what all the fuss was about. After figuring out where the sweet spots were I wasn't shocked when it finally happened. I had my first orgasm ever from just stimulating my clit. I was so relieved. My clit wasn't dead after all. I just needed to learn how to make it do its thing. My pocket rocket is now a staple item in my toy box. I go through more AA batteries with this thing then you can even imagine! But let me tell you, I never masturbate with out this toy close by. Not ever!

So what is this pocket rocket I am speaking of? Well, tons of companies have been making them for years but I have a special version that I carry in my online store.

Light Me Up Vibe

This toy doesn't look like much but boy does it pack a punch. The Light Me Up Vibe runs on a single AA battery. It is a single speed vibrator but as the battery fades so does the power of this toy. When it starts to get to low I just pop in a new AA and away we go! What is cool about this version is that it actually lights up when it is turned on. This makes finding any other toys you have laying around a bit easier. Not to mention any extra batteries you might bring along for the fun. The Light Me Up Vibe has a small O ring inside it where the two parts of the toy connect. This makes the toy waterproof and safe to use in the shower. It also makes clean up a bit easier. Simply wash with a little soap and water. I like to have a small finger nail brush on hand for cleaning as there are 3 little nubs at the top of the toy that are a little tricky to clean around. A little scrub and you are good to go.

This toy is so simple in design that it is hard to believe that it is so amazing but trust me it is. The best part is the price. The Light Me Up Vibe like many of its pocket rocket friends runs around $18. This isn't an expensive toy so they can die after some time but don't worry I promise you will enjoy every cent you spend on this one. So if you are a girl like me that is looking to revive your clit or you a just a girl that loves that clitoral stimulation your toy box simply must have one of these!

You can find the Light Me Up Vibe under the "Toys" section of my online toy store.

Material: Hard Plastic
Size: 2.5" Length
Vibration: One Speed
Lube: Water based Lube, or Silicone
Cleaning: Wash with soap and water, Use a small scrub brush for parts
Batteries: One AA Battery required
Rating: ***** 5 out of 5 Stars

Get into the "Flow" of things.

2009-12-16T14:57:00.000-08:00

I missed the day that Metis Black from Tantus Inc. came by our Sirius/ XM studios to show off her new line of "Alumina" toys. I had only heard rumors about these sexy works of art and I had been looking forward to holding them in my hot little hands. Then I got sick! I was fucking bummed. That is until I came into the work the following day. Metis being the amazing person she is had left the entire line behind for me to try out for myself. I was over the moon with excitement! I took them right home with me that night and tried them out. One word for ya: AMAZING!

For this blog entry I am just going to focus on my personal favorite from the Alumina line but don't worry I promise I will cover the others in the coming weeks.

Flow

Flow, is such a simple name for such an incredible toy. Flow is made from 100% recyclable, high grade anodized aluminum. This makes Flow very durable not to mention waterproof and hypoallergenic.

I know you are thinking, "A metal toy is that really going to feel good?" The simple answer is yes. Metal toys have a lot of unique attributes that make then tons of fun to play with. For instance, the toys in the Alumina line feature very smooth surfaces and this makes the sliding in and out simply delightful. Unlike toys made of rubber and silicone you get a much smoother entry. The toys from the Alumina line also retain temperature really well. This means you can heat them up or cool them down for fun sensation play. I keep a couple of bowls near my bed with hot and cold water. After a simple dip and the temp of the toy quickly changes. This also means that these toys will heat up to your body temp very quickly and stay that way! I personally love the feel of the cool metal as I get started. Sensational!

One of the coolest features of the toys from this Tantus Alumina line is that they are all made of two independent parts. See that little black O ring in the middle of Flow.

That is where the toy screws apart. You can then take the two pieces and pair them up with another piece from the Alumina line. You can literally create all new toys! The more Alumina toys you have the more choices you have. They are all completely interchangeable. Where else are you going to find a toy that can do that?

Flow can be used in a variety of ways. Due to its ergonomic design it is perfect for a sensual genital massage but it also works for an assortment of fun activities. The design enables you to select either end of this toy to use so if you like your toy big or small you can have it all with Flow. I love the way this toy applies pressure to my G-spot.

The weight of the toy feels great but also works my PC muscles. If you are interested in strengthening your PC muscles insert the smaller end and flex. This exercise is the equivalent of lifting a small bar bell. See working out can be fun.

The smaller end also makes a great tool to help massage and relax the sphincter muscle for anal sex! Due to the flexibility of this toy it makes a wonderful addition to just about anyone's toy box.
You can clean this toy in just about every way. Soap and water works, it is boilable and you can even throw it in the dishwasher. The only annoying thing about this toy when cleaning is that little black O ring. You need to make sure you unscrew the toy a little during cleaning to make sure you get that little O ring and surrounding area clean.

Flow is truly a fantastic toy. I might have used it exclusively for a couple of months after I used it the first time. You can find Flow and all of the Alumina toys in my online toy store in the "Toys" section.

Material: Anodized Aluminum
Size: Length 9.25 " Diameter at top: 1.5" at bottom:.75"
Weighs: 12.25 oz
Cleaning: Soap and water, Boilable, Dishwasher safe
Accessories: Revolve, Motion, Pace
Rating: ***** 5 out of 5 Stars

A tale of a boy and his Boy Butter.

2009-12-15T14:31:00.000-08:00

Long before I was a host on Sirius/XM radio I was a budding dildo whisperer. All of my teenage nephews knew that when they were ready to become sexually active to call me and I would send them a discreet "care package" filled with everything they would need to practice safe sex. They got lube packets, safe sex pamphlets and of course tons of condoms. I was the cool aunt that never told their parents but always made sure that they were playing safe.

Years after I sent my nephew Raif his first care package we were talking on the phone. No longer an awkward teenager but rather a young man in his early twenties he asked me if I had any good porn laying around the office. Of course I did because I always have an abundance of straight porn as I have little need for it. I grabbed a couple of good DVD's and threw them in a box. Then I spotted some containers of Boy Butter and thought he could probably use a little lube too. So into the box it went. I shipped the box off and didn't think anything of it. That is until the next time he and I spoke on the phone. During the course of the conversation he raved about the lube that I had sent him. At the time I couldn't even remember what brand I had sent him so I made him explain the package to me. He laughed a little and said, "well, it looks like a tub of butter". Ahh yes, Boy Butter. He went on to say that his jacking off had never felt better. Sure it was a little TMI but to be honest I was interested in his honest opinion on this brand of lube and he was more than willing rave on about it. He then asked if I would send him more because even though I had sent him a pretty good sized tub he had already used it all up. In less than 3 weeks I might add! That was all I needed to know that Eyal Feldman (the inventor of Boy Butter) had come up with a winner!

Now let's talk about Boy Butter!

Boy Butter comes in several formulas and containers but they all share a few traits. First, Boy Butter lubes are all a cream style lube. I like the creamy lubes because they really work well for men while they are jacking off but the creamy style also pairs nicely with anal sex. Secondly, the entire line of Boy Butter lubes washes off with a little soap and water. Meaning you don't have to worry about stains on your sheets or a difficult clean up. Anyone who had ever had a silicone lube stain on their bed sheets can tell you how this is a beneficial trait.

In terms of containers nearly all of the Boy Butter products come in one of three styles of containers. I suggest picking the container that best fits your needs.

1. A Tub (these vary in size from 4 oz &\ 8 oz)

2. The Squeeze Bottle (9 oz)

5. The EZ-Pump (5 oz)

The Boy Butter line up all started with Boy Butter.

Boy Butter comes with the yellow label and was the first lube in the Boy Butter Line up. Boy Butter is an oil-based lubricant that is made up from two very gentle ingredients: coconut oil and organic silicone. These ingredients are then homogenized just like real butter and the end result is a long lasting creamy lubricant. This lube is hypoallergenic and is safe on all toys. However, there is one VERY IMPORTANT thing I must tell you about. Because this lube is oil-based it is not compatible with any latex safer sex supplies like latex condoms. So this lube is best used for solo play or sex with a trusted partner. Currently, this is the only version of Boy Butter that we are carrying in my online store and it can be found in both of the containers pictured above under the "Bath, Body and Wellness" section of the store.

Active Ingredients: Coconut Oil and organic Silicone
Applications: Masturbation, Sex Toy Play, Anal Sex
Warnings: Do not use with Latex Condoms, NOT latex compatible.
Accessories: Your hand, Male Strokers/ Masturbation Sleeves, Sex toys
Rating: *** 3 out of 5 stars

You'll Never Know It Isn't Boy Butter (H2O Version)

Eyal Feldman understands the importance of safer sex practices which is why he came out with a water based version of his Boy Butter lube. This one appropriately called, "You'll Never Know It Isn't Boy Butter" is very similar to the original formula with a few small ingredient changes. This lube starts out as a water based gel lube that has Vitamin E and Shea butter added to it. The end result is a creamy lube that is safe for men or women and is latex compatible. This lube goes on clear and will last longer then most water based lubes. This means less time re-applying and more time enjoying yourself. It carries the same non-staining and easy clean up attributes as the Original Boy Butter but with the added bonus of safe sex compatibility.

Active Ingredients: Water based Gel lubricant, Vitamin E and Shea Butter
Applications: Use During Sex, Masturbation, Sex Toy Play, Anal Sex, Safe for Men or Women
Accessories: Your hand, Male Strokers/ Masturbation Sleeves, Sex toys
Rating: **** 4 out of 5 stars

There are additional products from Boy Butter but I will save those for another day. It is worth taking a few minutes to head over to the Boy Butter site though and checking the entire line out.

If you have a sex or sex toy question that you want answered, email the Dildo Whisperer at romaine@eatromaine.com. Or if you have a specific toy from my online store that you want the Dildo Whisperer to review let me know.

Clean Up AND Get Off

2009-12-14T11:28:00.000-08:00

Keeping with the sex in the shower theme I want to go over a couple of fun items that will make bath time even more pleasurable. What I love about the next couple of items is that they serve more then one purpose. You can use these items to soap up and get off! All of these toys were designed by the brilliant minds over at Sportsheets and they are a part of the Sex in the Shower line. All of these items can be found in my online store under the "Bath, Body and Wellness" section.

We all have one of those mesh sponge things in our shower that we use to soap up and scrub off right? I think my shower actually has like three of them in it. So who would notice one more?

Introducing the Vibrating Mesh Sponge!

This discreet toy is the perfect bathtub accessory. Inside this mesh sponge is a small water proof vibrator. With the push of one button it will start vibrating and no one would be the wiser! Use it for a solo shower or surprise your lover with a sexy massage. The vibrator is a single speed and runs on a couple of watch batteries. The batteries are easy to change out so this vibrating mesh sponge will keep you happy for a long time!

Materials: Mesh Sponge

Vibration: One Touch, Single speed Bullet Vibe

Batteries: Watch Batteries

Rating: *** 3 out of 5 stars

Perhaps you don't like those little mesh scrubby things. Well, fear not there is an alternative.

The Vibrating Sponge!

Just like the mesh vibrating sponge this version contains a small pocket for a single speed, push button bullet vibrator. The only difference is the material of the sponge. Both sponge materials transmit the vibration from the bullet vibe really well. Cleaning up has never really been this much fun!

Materials: Sponge
Vibration: One Touch, Single Speed Bullet Vibrator
Batteries: Watch Batteries
Rating: *** 3 out of 5 Stars

This next item is perhaps my favorite item from the Sportsheets Sex In The Shower line. In fact, when I first was sent all of the items from them I pulled this one out of the pile and raved about how I was going to use it. Every lady at the office I showed it to instantly wanted one. What is it?

The Sex In The Shower Foot Rest!

I know it doesn't look like much at first glance. However, let me tell you why it is so f'ing awesome. Let's start with its sex applications. When having shower sex one of the biggest obstacles is getting into the right position while still maintaing your balance. Remember the story from my last entry? This Sex In The Shower Foot Rest attaches to the wall of your shower with a strong suction cup. You can rest your foot on it to achieve the optimal position for sexual intercourse while standing.

This will give you much better leverage and will keep the person getting screwed from getting one of those horrible charlie horses in their leg or hip while having sex. Pair this Foot Rest up with the Dual Locking Handle and you are all set to have some of the best and safest shower sex of your life!

Okay, sex aside let me tell you how I plan on using the Sex In The Shower Foot Rest! Ladies listen up. This foot rest is PERFECT for use while you shave your legs! That's right! I know I may sound crazy here talking about a device designed for sex in such a practical way but sorry that's how I am going to use this thing. No more bending over to shave my legs. No more trying to balance with just my big toe on the edge of the tub. Now, I can perch my foot up and shave away without any worries at all! Once you use it ladies you will ask yourself how you ever lived without it! Trust me!

Materials: Hard Plastic with a Suction cup
Accessories: Dual Locking Handle, Shaving cream and Razor!
Rating: ***** 5 out of 5 Stars

If you have a sex or sex toy question that you want answered email the Dildo Whisperer at romaine@eatromaine.com. Or if you have a specific toy from my online store that you want the Dildo Whisperer to review let me know.

Sex In The Shower

2009-12-11T14:01:00.000-08:00

I want to tell you about the first time I had sex with Iris. She met up with me at one of my many pride events. We spent all day out in the sun getting hot, sweaty, dusty and down right disgusting! Even though both of us couldn't wait to rip the clothes off the other and have hot sex there was no way either of us was willing go there given the our current condition. So in what I thought was a very wise suggestion I said we should jump in the shower. After all we would get naked, scrub each other down and then we were good to go. This is exactly how things were going. We were wet, slippery and going at it for all we were worth. But then something unexpected happened. I lost my footing in the shower and even though I had a firm grip on my girl there was nothing that was going to stop the motion of my body as I fell backward through the shower curtain. I reached for everything and anything I could as I fell in what felt like slow motion. My left hand gripped the right shoulder of Iris. My right hand grabbed a handful of shower curtain. I could hear the shower curtain rings pop one at a time as my knees were taken out from under me by the edge of the tub. Soon my ass hit the cold tile floor followed by my back and head. Water was flying everywhere as I looked up to Iris for help. Little did I realize in that moment that Iris too was on her way down. Before I knew what was happening Iris was landing squarely on top of me. I guess my death grip on her shoulder made her too lose her balance. There we were two revved up naked ladies lying on the floor of a hotel bathroom. The shower curtain was hanging by just a couple of rings and the room was filling with the spray of the shower. Did any of that stop us from reaching our orgasm? Of course NOT! We just started up where we left off before our unfortunate tumble.

Now, why dear readers did I share this tale of awkward shower sex? Because it demonstrates just one of the many risks of sex in the shower. I love shower sex. I love getting pulled into a shower with all of my clothes on and going at it but with soap and water comes some slippery issues that have to be dealt with. If you think the soap is slippery just imagine what happens if you were to say spill some of your favorite silicone lube in the shower (not recommended). It will turn your shower into a danger zone for MONTHS! You will literally need to hang a "Slippery When Wet" sign in your bathroom door. On a side note, I have always wanted one of those signs to post above my bed! Okay, so what is a shower sex lover like me to do? I could take up some yoga classes to try to beef up my balancing skills but there is actually a better solution.

My friends over at Sportsheets have come up with a whole line of Sex In the Shower toys. So for or the next couple of Blog entries I am going to go over a few of the items from this line of toys that you can find in the "Bath, Body & Wellness" section of my store.

Let's start with the Sex In The Shower device that could have saved my shower sex with Iris if we had been using it.
Sex In The Shower Dual Locking Handle

Now, I know what you are thinking. When did grandma's shower handle get here? Yep, that's what this thing looks like. True story. This device can save your sex in the shower life! The dual suction cups on the handle lock onto the wall of your shower in a secure fashion. This gives you something to grab a hold of during sex so you don't end up losing your balance like I did. If your partner starts making you weak in the knees with a mind blowing blow job just hold on tight and enjoy the ride. This handle can also help the top achieve the best position while maintaining a safe balancing act. Because it is based on suction cups this handle can be installed very easily and moved around as needed. This is the perfect shower accessory for you ladies too. Next time you shave your legs have it handy to keep you from losing your balance as you perch your leg up for shaving!

It is time you take my advice and remember NEVER have sex in the shower unless you know you have something to hold onto! Trust me you don't want to end up falling on the floor.
Materials: Hard Plastic with 2 Suction cups
Cleaning: Soap and Water
Rating: **** 4 out of 5 Stars

Doggie Strap

2009-12-11T10:15:00.000-08:00

It doesn't matter what your sexual orientation is everyone can enjoy a good session of doggy style sex. Straight folks love it, gay boys dig it and even the lesbians can get in on the action. Why do we like doggie style so much? Because it is the perfect position for G-spot (for the ladies) and P-spot (for the boys) stimulation! You see when the bottom has their ass up in the air and the top is lined up behind them often the toy or dick that is fucking them fucks at a slightly downward motion. This puts pressure and strokes across one of the most sensitive pleasure spots in our whole body. Which is why so many people enjoy the doggie position thusly making it one of the most popular sex positions around. So how can you improve upon something that is already pretty f'ing wonderful?

The Doggie Strap!

This little device was made by one of my favorite sex toy companies, Sportsheets. They make all kinds of wonderful beginner bondage stuff. But they also make some really practical sex positioning aids that will have you asking why you have never used them before. The Doggie Strap is a very simple but genius design. What you do is slide the padded middle section of the strap under the hips of the person being fucked. Then the top takes the loop handles on both side of the strap and places them over the wrist. The lengths of the straps are completely adjustable. Holding onto the straps you can then use this Doggie Strap to move the hips of the bottom in pretty much any way you desire. It gives the top a whole new level of control and also relieves the pressure off the knees of the bottom. If you have syncing issues with your partner this Doggie Strap will fix that problem right up. Plus, you will achieve deeper penetration all while stroking the G or P-Spot of your partner. Give it a try, trust me you won't regret it!

You can find the Doggie Strap in the "Positioning Aids" section of my online toy store.

Materials: Nylon Straps,

Size: Adjustable Straps

Cleaning: Machine Washable

Rating: **** 4 out of 5 stars

Wet Head

2009-12-10T10:14:00.000-08:00

I'm a lesbian. I think it is safe to assume that being the Gold Star lesbian that I am that I have never given a man a blow job. So one might ask, "what can Romaine tell me that will help with my blow job technique?" This is a fair question. But just because I have never given a blowjob doesn't mean I don't know a thing or two that might help you. I know this much for sure. Blowjobs should be wet and lubed up! The more the better! You want your mouth to slip all over that shaft so you can deliver the best experience ever. Let's face facts; even the best "no flavor" lubes have a flavor. Sure it might be subtle but it might have enough of a taste that you just don't want to be licking it up while you give a blowjob. Even the yummy flavored lube can be a little over the top. Of course you can hope that you have enough spit to do your partner up right but most of the time that is just not the case. So what is a blowjob queen to do?

WET HEAD!

We have all seen those tasty little strips for fresh breath right? Well, Wet Head utilizes this technology but rather then freshen your breath these little strips help lube up your saliva. I don't know how these little strips do their magic but they really do work. They will turn your mouth into a slippery, wet place that will have your partner begging for more. These Wet Head strips aren't just for the pleasure of men either. I recently tried these strips out at home while I spent a little time working over my wife's clit. Wet Head is the perfect accessory for your tongue. Don't believe me? Try it out for yourself. You can find the lemon flavored Wet Head Strips in my new online store! The flavor isn't overwhelming but your new blowjob might be!

Material: Lemon Flavored Wet Head Strips
Count: 24
Details: Sugar Free, Travel Container
Rating: *** 3 out of 5 Stars

Prostate Health

2009-12-08T13:38:00.000-08:00

If you ask any guy in the world he will tell you that he hates going in for his prostate check up. Listen, I get it. But let's face facts Prostate Cancer has been becoming more and more common. Which is why it is so important to make sure men are doing everything in their power to keep their prostate healthy. Unlike keeping healthy in other ways keeping your prostate in good working order can actually be a ton of fun! Women have a G-spot, which is often described as this magical spot inside their pussies that creates amazing orgasms. Well, most people don't realize that men have their own version of the G-spot. I like to call it the P-spot. The prostate gland is actually very sensitive and responds in a very desireable way to stimulation. What's even better is that a P-spot massage can lead to incredible orgasms as well as prostate health! Sounds like a pretty fair trade to me.

Now, that you know how to achive a good orgasm and prostate health you probably need help picking the right toy to reach this end. I'm going to make this easy on you.
Prostate Health (yep, that's the name of this toy)

Prostate Health is made out of high grade silicone and has a very unique design. This flexable toy's crazy looking shape is actually designed to curve with the natural curves of the body. The boulbous head vibrates with the help of an insertable bullet vibe and teaches the man using this toy to relax while getting a gentle P-Spot massage. All of this will help reduce the risk of prostatis and BPM. Prosate Health also features a small thumb grip to help create a comfortable hold on the toy during use. You will hear me say this many times but all toys that are intended to go in your ass MUST have a flared base and this toy has that. The flared base prevents the toy from traveling past your sphincter in an undesired way. A flared base is a REQUIREMENT for all anal plug type toys.

If you or the guy in your life needs a little Prosate Health go to my toy store and pick up one of these great toys. It is time to make that next prostate check up easier.

Material: silicone
Size: 4.5" length 1" diameter
Vibration: Optional (with Bullet Vibe)
Lube: Water based Lube (I like thicker lubes for anal sex like Maximus)
Cleaning: Boilable, Bleachable and Dishwasher Safe
Accessories: Bullet Vibe (comes with it)
Rating: **** 4 out of 5 Stars

Love U Wand

2009-11-21T16:12:00.000-08:00

Are you one of those people that just can't get enough power in your vibrator? For a good long time your only option was the Hitachi Magic Wand. A large "massager" that you had to plug into the wall to get the power you were seeking. But what do you do if you don't have an outlet next to your bed? Or if you want to have sex somewhere other than your bedroom...like outside? And what if you don't want a toy that big? Well, I now have the perfect alternative. The Love U Wand.

With all of the power of the Hitachi Wand this bad boy is half the size! No more plugging into the wall either. A small corded battery pack plugs into the base of the Love U Wand so you you have the freedom to take this toy anywhere. I wish this toy was rechargeable but I think that we will see that development in the future. Until then this is the best thing on the market.

This toy is designed to help women who need a good amount of direct clitoral stimulation and unlike the Hitachi Magic Wand the Love U Wand as variable speeds. Many of them! Gone are the days of OFF, FAST and SLOW as your only vibration options!

Did I mention that this toy has accessories? Oh yes, it does!

These wonderful Love U Wand Attachments will help make your G-Spot sing! They are made of silicone and slip over the head of the Love U Wand. They are designed to slip inside you while keeping the head of the Love U Wand snug up against your clit. Due to the fact that these attachments are made of silicone they will transmit the vibration really well right to your G-spot all the while still giving your clit a good work over. When you buy the these amazing little attachments at my store you will get both of them in as a package deal. The nubby one and the curved one will each create their own unique sensation.

If you are looking for a toy that packs a punch the Love U Wand is exactly what you are looking for! Buy the attachments and transform your new toy in unexpected ways!

Material: Hard Plastic, Silicone
Size: 8" long; Head Size 1.5" long cord attached to battery pack
Vibration: Variable (very strong vibe on High setting)
Lube: Water Based Lube Recommended
Cleaning: Afterglow Wipes, Do Not submerge into water (Attachments: Boilable, Bleachable Top Rack Dishwasher Safe)
Accessories: Love U Wand Attacments, AAA Batteries
Batteries: 6 AAA
Rating: 5 out of 5 stars

Echo!

2009-11-21T14:46:00.000-08:00

Echo!

It didn't take me long to decide which toy in my new toy store that I wanted review first. I am going to start with my FAVORITE one! Echo. This toy is made by Tantus and is made out of silicone. Mine is a silver one but I am in love with the purple version in the toy store. I think I might have to just get that one as well. I am a G-spot girl and there are only a few toys that hit me in just the right spot. What I love about Echo is that this toy has a head that is on the larger size without being oversized. The head alone makes for a really nice sensation on the G-spot but what makes echo even more awesome is that the head shape is "echoed" down the shaft of this toy. As each of those bumps passes over the G-spot you will be begging for more! Want back door action? Well, I've used Echo there as well and had equally positive results! Given that this toy is made of silicone it has just the right level of give while still being firm enough to handle with ease. Echo has a nice flared base making it compatible for anal sex or with a harness.

Now, I have to talk about one little feature on Echo that I think is often over looked in other reviews. In the bottom of this toy there is a small hole. This was put there so you can insert a small battery powered bullet vibrator. There is a bullet vibe included with your Echo if you buy it at my toy store. Silicone transmits vibration really well so adding a bullet is always fun. However, I use this small hole in another way. I am often using my Echo alone and anyone that has handled a toy and lube at all that knows that things tend to get slippery and hard to hold onto. That is where this little hole comes in handy! I stick my finger in it and it creates a little suction that keeps it stuck on my finger. It makes it so easy to handle this toy and get it into just the right spot.

You can also put a suction cup attachment (available in the store) in that hole and use it in the shower or anywhere else you want to ride! When you are all done playing this toy is quick and easy to clean. Echo as been in my personal toy box for a good long time. Echo is a great basic toy that everyone should have in their personal collection. Even as more high tech toys have made their way into my life there is just nothing like the orgasm I get from my Echo.

Material: Silicone
Size: Length 6.5" Girth 1.5"
Vibration: (optional w bullet vibe)
Lube: Water Based recommended
Cleaning: Afterglow Wipes, Boil, Bleachable and Dishwasher safe
Accessories: Bullet Vibe, Suction Cup, Harness Compatible
Rating: 5 out 5 stars

Welcome!

2009-11-16T13:13:00.001-08:00

Hello Readers,

I recently launched an online sex toy store in the hopes of helping people find great products that are healthy and good for your body while still being affordable. I partnered up with a company called Love U Parties because their business model best matched my own. In the coming weeks I am going to start doing reviews for a number of the products that I am carrying. So please stay tuned. But if there is a toy or a sex question that you have please feel free to drop me a line anytime and I will get to answering them. You can email me at: romaine@eatromaine.com

Thanks and I hope you will enjoy this new blog.

-Romaine