March Madness Winners!

I so want to tell you who the winners are of the March Madness birthday giveaway but I can't just yet. As soon as I have contacted the winners I promise to update the blog with their names! Probably Monday or Tuesday when I return from the Dinah Shore weekend. In the mean time don't give up hope the winner might just be you!

-Romaine

Twist of Lime?

This is the Lime Double Bullet Vibe.

At first glance Lime looks like many of the other bullet vibes on the market today. The major difference being that this vibe is actually two bullet vibes. Double the pleasure? Hell, yes! The Lime Double Bullet Vibe offers up a diverse number of ways in which it can be used. You can hold one bullet in each hand and take turns placing them on different body parts. One for each nipple perhaps? Or you can use one on you and the other on your partner. But I think one of the best ways to use it is with one bullet on your favorite body part and one bullet in the base of your favorite Tantus toy.

For instance, I love Echo because it is the perfect G-spotting toy. But pair Echo with a good bullet vibe like the Lime and you have a whole new experience. Then add a second vibrating bullet for my clit and I just might be in heaven! There are so many different vibrating combinations you can put together that finding the right one for you will be half of the fun!


Now, that you understand the benefits of a vibe like the Lime Double Bullet Vibe let's talk about the specifics of this toy. Lime is made out of hard plastic that is made to feel velvety soft. Don't ask me how they do it because I don't know. The first time I felt this toy I asked if it was coated in silicone because the plastic feels so nice. When they designed this toy they were very smart in the way they set up the controls, a fact that should never go unnoticed. You slip your finger through the ring and click to sort through the 7 speed and pulsation functions. The most useful part is that silver circle on the face of Lime. It is the one push stop button. Just press there and the whole toy stops. Perfect for those seconds right after you reach orgasm and just can't take a second more.

The Lime Double Bullet Vibe is a corded vibe so you have to use extra care when cleaning this toy. In this case I recommend the Afterglow Wipes to avoid getting any water into the mechanical parts. Also, make sure you never pull the vibes out by their cords or you will risk breaking this toy.

I'm a fan of slipping vibes like this in condoms first if I am going to insert it that way I can remove it by pulling on the condom.

No matter how you slice it this Lime is a great little toy. It packs a nice punch and has lots of flexibility in the way it can be used. If you are looking for a little variety then look no further. The Lime Double Bullet Vibe is a great addition to any toy box.

Materials: Hard Plastic
Vibration: 7 functions of speed and pulsation
Cleaning: Afterglow Wipes, Use caution when cleaning around mechanical parts
Accessories: Pair with a Tantus toy that has a hole for a bullet in the bottom.
Rating: **** 4 out of 5 Stars

If you have a sex or sex toy question that you want answered, email the Dildo Whisperer at romaine@eatromaine.com Or if you have a specific toy from my online store that you want the Dildo Whisperer to review let me know. The Dildo Whisperer is also available for Private Consultations. Simply send an email to romaine@eatromaine.com to request a one on one conversation. 

A Toy With A Twist!

I'm always on the lookout for a new toy that will intrigue my interests. I'm the same way with the latest technology. I am always looking for that one device that will improve my life in some way. Do you remember the days when you had to carry a cell phone, an iPod, a digital camera and a PSP so you could have all the digital devices you would ever need in one day?

This is a lot of crap to carry around!

 Now, I just carry my iPhone and I am good to go.

Isn't this better?

I would love to apply this downsizing in devices to my own toy box. I know it is hard to believe that an abundance of sex toys can be a bad thing but it can. So unless you want to have one of those military style foot lockers at the foot of your bed you want to keep your toy box manageable. I think that is why I was so excited when I heard about the toy I am going to review today. I have been waiting on this review because I wanted to actually own one and use it before I give you my honest feedback. Mine arrived in the mail yesterday and today I present to you.

The Twist Rechargeable Wand!

There is so much to say about this toy I am not even sure where to start. At first glance this toy looks like the love child between a Love U Wand and nice G-Spotting toy. In a way that is exactly what the Twist Rechargeable Wand is; one end is rounded and about the size of a golf ball and the other end has a curved tip to help hit your G-spot. Now, here is where things get interesting. Each end has its own independent motor that has several (7) unique speed and pulsation functions. You can turn on one end at a time or use them both at the same time. You can even set one to pulsate and the other to strictly vibrate! There are so many options that you can literally spend hours figuring out what works best for you!

Now, I know you are already thinking that the Twist Rechargeable Wand is sounding pretty cool. But I haven't even told you about the "twist". See that spot in the middle where the toy looks like it is divided into two parts?

If you give that section of the toy a small twist it will turn the toy in a way that creates a 90 degree angle! This makes handling the toy so much easier when you are playing alone. But lezbots out there I want you to think of the possibilities this presents with partner play! Who needs a double ended dildo when you can have a double ended vibrator?!? Finding a fun position to use this toy in will be half of the fun. I suggest trying them all!

HOW COOL IS THIS??

Okay, so I have boasted the wonders of this toy long enough. So I guess I should take a few minutes to tell you about the specifics of the Twist Rechargeable Wand. If you are like me you can go through a whole case of batteries in a couple of days but never fear as this toy is rechargeable. Getting this toy will not only mean getting off but helping the environment too. See that light purple area under either tip of this toy? Those are little ribs that allow the tips to vibrate freely but they will also add a little texture to this toy. The dark purple areas of the Twist Rechargeable Wand are made out of hard plastic that has been made to feel like a soft silicone while the lighter purple areas are made from a Phthalate free rubber. So this toy is designed to be healthy for your body and easy to clean. Speaking of cleaning, for this toy you want to clean with care. It isn't waterproof so you need to make sure you gently clean around that center joint. I would use mild soap and water on the end portions. Or you can use the Afterglow wipes that we carry in the Dildo Whisperer's online store.

For a long time I resisted buying an iPhone because I was so sure that I didn't need one and that it couldn't possibly live up to all the things it said it could do. I was wrong. Not only was it a great phone but it helped me lose all the extra devices I was carrying around. The Twist Rechargeable Wand shows that same potential. After all, I don't know of many toys that bring as much flexibility to the table. I look forward to finding even more ways to put this sexy bad boy to good use!


Materials: Hard Plastic and Phthalate Free Rubber
Lube: Love U Water Lubricant or any water based lube recommended.
Vibration: Dual ends featuring 7 speed and pulsation functions
Cleaning: Clean with care with soap and water. Avoid getting water in center joint; Afterglow Wipes
Rating: ***** 5 out of 5 stars

If you have a sex or sex toy question that you want answered, email the Dildo Whisperer at romaine@eatromaine.com Or if you have a specific toy from my online store that you want the Dildo Whisperer to review let me know. The Dildo Whisperer is also available for Private Consultations. Simply send an email to romaine@eatromaine.com to request a one on one conversation.

For ladies who like it small. Size Doesn't always matter!

I have dated a number of women over the years and one thing I have found is that not every woman likes the same sized toy. My vagina is a "deep black hole that can never be filled" according to my co-host Derek. So I like a nice toy that is long and girthy. However, there are plenty of ladies that would run from my favorite dildo and say, "NO WAY!" Luckily, there are a few great companies out there that realize that sometimes our eyes are bigger then our pussies and sizing down isn't always a bad thing.

I have slowly been buying all of the toys that we carry in the Dildo Whisperer online store. I've been doing this for a couple of reasons. First, I think it is important to be able to hold a toy in my hot little hands if I am accurately going to be able to describe it. Second, I think that when people shop online it is hard to get a real feel for the size of things and I want to be able to assist them better. Third, I am going to start hosting Dildo Whisperer listener events where I help listeners sort through various toys to find the right one for them. It helps when you have the actual toys on hand for them to see. So the other day a toy arrived that I had never actually handled. Being very familiar with the Tantus line of toys I knew that I could expect a high quality silicone dildo with a nice flared base but I was slightly surprised when I saw this toy. I guess I should have paid more attention to its name.

Compact

The most noticeable difference about this toy was the size of it. Compact is just that, compact. It has all of the features you want from a great toy but in a much smaller package. As you can see it features a nice G-Spotting curve along with a rippled shaft for added pleasure. The flared base will make it compatible with harness play but make sure you have a small "O" ring to hold it in place. Compact is also a really wonderful starter anal toy for those that are fearful of pain caused by a larger toy. Generally, people think you can't find a toy like this in a small slender size but Compact delivers on all fronts. So I know you are asking just how big is it, right? Let's start with the girth. It is 1" in diameter that's about the size of your thumb. It is 5.25" in length. The nice thing about having a toy that isn't overly long is that you can really getting to pounding hard while wearing a harness without the pain caused by a toy hitting the cervix or back wall of the vagina. For some women this will be a major plus. I think Compact is a must have toy if you have a woman in your life that has a slender vaginal opening that just isn't into most of the toys out there. I have to admit I was relieved to see Compact because finally I have the answer for all those ladies out there like my lovely wife that just don't want some big ass toy in their va jay jay.

Material: Black Silicone
Size: 1" diameter; 5.25" length
Lube: Love U Water or any water based lube recommended
Cleaning: Soap and Water, Afterglow Wipes, Dishwasher safe, Bleachable and Boilable
Accessories: Velvet Vibrating Harness, Diva Plus Size Harness
Rating: **** 4 out of 5 Stars

If you have a sex or sex toy question that you want answered, email the Dildo Whisperer at romaine@eatromaine.com Or if you have a specific toy from my online store that you want the Dildo Whisperer to review let me know. The Dildo Whisperer is also available for Private Consultations. Simply send an email to romaine@eatromaine.com to request a one on one conversation.

No More Hair Down There!

Anyone who has ever taken a razor to their naughty bits knows that this is a task that requires great attention and care. My friend Diana Cage wrote a whole chapter in her book, Box Lunch about the rights and wrongs of shaving one's pussy. But shaving isn't just for the ladies anymore. Even the guys are getting into the action with their smooth balls. Trimming up the bush not only makes your naughty bits look great but it helps keep things clean as well.

When prepping for this important task you must consider your supplies very carefully! For if you end up with the wrong ones the end result can be red, itchy and downright frustrating. I don't want any razor rash to keep you from having sex. So let me share with you the sure fire way to keep those razor bumps away.

Let's start with the ladies.

Kitty Shave Kreme

Kitty Shave Kreme is designed just for you ladies. It is made to shield your skin from razor bumps and irritation and will even soften your skin for a nice close and smooth shave. It is enhanced with Aloe Vera, Vitamin E, Jojoba Oil, and Shea Butter all natural ingredients that are healthy for your skin. Plus, the Kitty Shave Kreme smells like wild berries!

I have had my face in a good number of pussies over the years and let me tell you the last thing you want from a lover is a bad shave that results in a rash on your face from the stubble. If your partner hasn't achieved a nice smooth shave that is one place you don't want to be. So ladies please take care of your lovers and make sure that everything is smooth and sexy before sending them south. Oh and for you animal loving lezbots out there fear not as this product was NOT tested on any furry little critters!

Ingredients: Water (Aqua), Aloe Barbadensis (Organic Aloe Vera) Leaf Juice, Behentrimonium Methosulfate, Cetearyl Alcohol, Stearalkonium Chloride, Hydroxyethylcellulose, Wheat Amino Acids, Simmondsia Chinensis (Jojoba) Seed Oil, Silk Amino Acids, Panthenol (Pro-Vitamin B5), Avena Sativa (Oat) Kernel Extract, Allantoin, Stearyl Alcohol, PEG-75 Lanolin, Glycerin, Cetyl Alcohol, Butyrospermum Parkii (Shea Butter) Extract, Tocopheryl Acetate (Vitamin E Acetate), Fragrance (Parfum), Tetrasodium EDTA, PEG-8 Dimethicone, PEG-8 Ricinoleate, Phenoxyethanol, Methylparaben, Ethylparaben, Citric Acid
Accessories: A Reliable Razor, Sex In the Shower Foot Rest, Vibrating Sponge
Rating: **** 4 out of 5 Stars

Now, let's talk about you men out there.

BTW, this is Ben Patrick Johnson. The voice of the Derek and Romaine Show!

I know you are thinking that men have very few areas that need to be shaved but that is simply not the case. Different men prefer different levels of shaving and that's okay with me. Some men stop at their face while others venture into areas like their chest and balls! No matter what area you guys are tackling I have the perfect shave cream for you.

Total Body Shave Cream

I know guys don't want some scented shave cream that is going to take away from their perfect aroma. This is just one reason why you guys will love the Total Body Shave Cream. This cream is enhanced with Aloe Vera, Jojoba oil and Vitamin E to help shield your skin from a painful razor rash. Instead it will leave your skin feeling soft and conditioned. You will get a nice smooth shave no matter where your razor takes you!

Ingredients: Water (Aqua), Aloe Barbadensis (Organic Aloe Vera) Leaf Juice, Behentrimonium Methosulfate, Cetearyl Alcohol, Stearalkonium Chloride, Hydroxyethylcellulose, Wheat Amino Acids, Simmondsia Chinensis (Jojoba) Seed Oil, Silk Amino Acids, Panthenol (Pro-Vitamin B5), Avena Sativa (Oat) Kernel Extract, Allantoin, Stearyl Alcohol, PEG-75 Lanolin, Glycerin, Cetyl Alcohol, Butyrospermum Parkii (Shea Butter) Extract, Tocopheryl Acetate (Vitamin E Acetate), Fragrance (Parfum), Tetrasodium EDTA, PEG-8 Dimethicone, PEG-8 Ricinoleate, Phenoxyethanol, Methylparaben, Ethylparaben, Citric Acid
Accessories: A Reliable Razor
Rating: **** 4 out of 5 Stars

If you have a sex or sex toy question that you want answered, email the Dildo Whisperer at romaine@eatromaine.com Or if you have a specific toy from my online store that you want the Dildo Whisperer to review let me know. The Dildo Whisperer is also available for Private Consultations. Simply send an email to romaine@eatromaine.com to request a one on one conversation.

March Madness! Time for a Contest!!

March is my birthday month! I feel that is it time to celebrate my big day with a Dildo Whisperer Toy Store giveaway.

So here is how it is going to work. If you buy an item from the Dildo Whisperer Toy Store at any time during the month of March you will be automatically entered once into a drawing for a prize. For every $50 you spend I will include an additional entry into the contest. The more you buy the more opportunities you have to win! Doesn't that sound good?

Less than $50 = 1 entry
$50-$99 = 2 entries
$100-$149 = 3 entries and so on...

PRIZES!

This is the most important part of any contest right? I picked some really fine toys for you kids.

The Grand Prize Winner will win the choice between:

The Twist Rechargeable Wand  

The Twist Rechargeable Wand is an amazing toy that would compliment anyone's toy box! This luxury toy has two ends that contain powerful motors that operate independently. You can use them one at a time or all at once! There are 7 speed and pulsation functions to choose from and each end has its own controls so have fun! But perhaps the coolest feature of this toy is that there is a joint in the middle of the toy that can TWIST the toy into a 90 degree angle. It makes for some thrilling position options. Oh and did I mention that this toys is rechargeable? It means you will spend less time looking for batteries and more time getting off!

OR

Rude Boy

Rude Boy is a different kind of toy. This toy is made out of a high quality silicone and that makes it firm but with just the right amount of give. Once inserted the tip of this toy will be placed on or around the P-Spot while the fatter end with the nubs will rest on the taint. There is a small one-touch vibe that can be inserted into nubby end of the Rude Boy that will cause the whole toy to vibrate. This vibration will transmit up through the Rude Boy to your P-Spot and the nubby end will massage the taint. The curved shape is designed to rock back and forth to get the optimum pleasure. This is the perfect solo toy if you are single or if your partner has gone out of town!

3 Runner Ups will win:

A Love U Bullet

This type of bullet vibe is one of the most frequently purchased items at any toy store. Why? Because it is simple in design, easy to operate and has many uses. You can use this vibe just about anywhere that like a little stimulation. It loves nipples, clits, taints and all of your naughty parts. It has a fader style control to opperate the variable speed function and runs on 2 AA batteries. If you don't have a Love U Bullet, you should!

Now, that you have seen the prizes you better head on over to the Dildo Whisperer Online Store and get to shopping. The more you spend the greater your chances to win!

GOOD LUCK!

Fine Print:

Purchases from 12am EST March 1, 2010 until 11:59pm EST on March 31, 2010 are eligble for entry into the contest. Winners will be contacted on April 1, 2010. If you have any questions please email Romaine at romaine@eatromaine.com.