Wednesday, June 30, 2010

JULY = Hot Days and Even Hotter Nights!

Hot Days and Even Hotter Nights!

Time for another Romaine Dildo Whisperer Giveaway. Last month you may recall that I gave away a $150 shopping spree to one lucky Dildo Whisperer Online Store customer but I have something even better for you this month. I'm building a business with this online store and I want to ensure that you not only come and buy great sex stuff from me but that you come back and buy often! It was this thought that inspired this month's Dildo Whisperer Giveaway.

Are you ready to go on a Treasure Hunt??

Here is how it is going to work:
I've selected 5 days in the month of July to pick as giveaway days! Any person that places an order at the Dildo Whisperer Online store on one of those days will get the prize for that particular day. There are five days so there will be 5 different prizes. Keep an eye on this blog during July because you just never know when I will give you a hint as to which days might be a winner.

Prize #1: The Fleshjack!

Listeners have heard me talk about this toy on the show many times. The fleshjack is a cyberskin material that feels amzaing on your penis. Plus, the plastic case has a cap on the end so you can adjust the suction inside the toy as you stroke. Easy to clean and fun to use.

Prize #2: Lime Double Bullet Vibe

Lime is a great take on an already fun toy. The bullet vibe style toy has been around forever but with Lime you get twice the fun. Use this toy on your nip, your clit or keep one and share the other with your partner!

Prize #3: Love U Water Lubricant

Every toy box should have a good bottle of lube in it. With Love U Water Lubricant you get a great lube that will never get sticky.

Prize #4: Light Me Up Vibe

This is a Light Me Up version of the famous "Pocket Rocket". I never have sex without one of these little toys near by. They are the perfect one speed easy to use toys for your clit. They run on a single AA battery and will keep you happy for a good long time!

Prize #5: FleshJack

So good I decided that the Fleshjack deserved two days! Plus, with the addition of all our new men's products at Love U Parties you guys have even more reason to shop!

Now, that you know the prizes all you have to do is pick which days you want to place your order on. Remember EVERYONE who places an order on one of the 5 special days will win the prize for that day. Want to up your chances of winning? Order  from the Dildo Whisperer Online Store and order often! Good luck Bitches and remember to keep an eye on the blog this month as I may just give some clues on which days might be winners.

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Thursday, June 17, 2010

Ooooh that's the SPOT!!!

Over the years most people will experience several different toys. If they know that they like or have read this here blog then they know how to pick a really good toy for their body. Then they come across a toy that just curls their toes. This happened to me once. I knew I liked really good G-spotting toys. At that point in my life I was not a fan of hard toys like glass or acrylic but to be fair it was only because I hadn't really given them a chance. I was doing the radio show one night and one of the ladies from Babeland stopped by to show off some of the new toys that had out that month. (Side note: this was always my favorite interview of the month because it meant I got a bunch of new free sex toys!) On this particular month the Babeland lady had brought a toy called, the Lumina Wand! It was a beautiful acrylic toy that featured this lovely g-spot curve. It was a stunning pink color that made it look like a yummy lollypop. I took it home that night and gave it a try. Wowza!!! You'll understand why in a few minutes.

Needless to say it was my new favorite toy for the next month and until the next batch of sex toys. For years after that I would take it out and play with it often. Then I went to recommend it to a friend one day and they were no longer carrying it at Babeland. I was very sad but I decided I would keep my eyes out if I ever found another toy like it.

Guess what? About 2 weeks ago a brand new toy was added to the Love U Men's Catalog. The first thing I thought was this is the perfect replacement for my Lumina Wand. Allow me to introduce you to:

Spot On Glass Dildo (who names these things?)

Now, before I go on any further I want to share with you the description of this toy at the Dildo Whisperer Online Store:

"Let’s face it, some of our hottest spots are just around the next curve, be it your G-spot or your prostate. This lovely curved toy can help you reach for it. Keep a firm grip on one end, insert the toy one to two inches, with the tip pointed towards your navel - and you’re spot on. Rock your toy gently for a deep tissue massage and potential orgasmic response."

This gives you a good idea of how Spot On is used right? But let's talk about some of the aspects of Spot On that this description left out. First, Spot On is made of glass and we all know I am a fan of glass toys. They go in so smooth. You don't get the friction upon entry that you do say from a toy made out of silicone or rubber. Then there is the firmness factor. Hard toys work really well on g-spot and p-spot massages. The g-spot in particular like to be stroked with a little bit of pressure and hard toys make that much easier to do. But perhaps my favorite aspect of Spot On is the temperature play. I love the feeling of a cool toy entering my body. Glass warms up to your body temp very quickly so you get that sensation followed by the warmth of the toy after less then a minute. You can also warm up or cool down a glass toy by dipping it in a glass or warm or cool water before using it. Sensational! 

Materials: Glass
Lube: Love U Water or Love U Silicone
Cleaning: Soap and Water, Boilable, Dishwasher Safe
Rating: **** 4 out of 5 Stars 

I plan on adding Spot On to my personal collection this month knowing I will love it just as much as my old Lumina Wand if not more! If you want to get a Spot On for your personal collection what are you waiting for? June is the perfect month to get a new toy because I am giving away a $150 free shopping spree to the Dildo Whisperer Store to one lucky customer this month! Don't wait get to buying yourself this lovely toy today! 

Friday, June 4, 2010

June Shopping Spree!!

It is time to shop till you drop!

I've said it a million times that I simply love giving stuff away. I can't help but want to reward the amazing people who have been supporting my online store. In the past few months I have been trying to put together promotions that I thought you might enjoy. I love picking the prizes but I thought for the month of June I would let one lucky person pick their own prize. It is time for a Dildo Whisperer Shopping spree!!! 

Here is how this month's promotion is going to work. Every person who makes a purchase at the Dildo Whisperer Online Store will be entered into a drawing for a $150 shopping spree at the Dildo Whisperer Online Store. You can buy anything you want! So for all you people out there wanting to add a beautiful luxury toy to your collection or a bunch of fun smaller stuff here is your chance.  So start making your wish list now and good luck bitches!

Fine Print: Every individual that makes a purchase at the Dildo Whisperer Online Store will be eligible for the drawing to be held on July 1, 2010. The winner will be awarded a $150 shopping credit for any purchase from Romaine Patterson's Love U Parties business. The winner will be reached via email following the drawing.