MONSTER May Giveaway!!!

May is here bringing with it spring flowers, sunshine, Mother's day and Romaine's Monster May Giveaway!

Everyone likes to win prizes and I am no exception. Love U Parties President, Ducky Doolittle recently set out a challenge to all of her Love U Consultants. She wants each of us to get more hits on our online store fronts and get people shopping for new and exciting toys. Afterall, we are trying to build our Love U businesses and the only way to do that is with the support of our friends. The Love U Parties Consultant that does the biggest business and gets the most site traffic is going to win a prize from Ducky. I WANT TO WIN!!! What can I say? I am a competitve lesbian that hates to lose! The only way for me to win this competition is with your help.

Now, I'm not going to ask for something with out giving something in return. That is just not my style. So I thought long and hard. What could I do to Urge my fans to help me win??

How about giving away the most expensive and kick ass toy in the Love U Parties catalog? You know the one I just reviewed on this blog a couple of days ago?

URGE
(get it, urge you to help me win?)

Love U Parties was the first company to introduce this new toy. It is amazingly beautiful in design and function. Urge is a remote controlled vibrating bullet vibe. It is made out of anodized aluminum that has sections coated in silicone. Both men and women will enjoy Urge. Men can use it for an external P-spot massage or on nipples and other sensitve areas. Women can use Urge on their clits, tits or inside their va jay jay. Lesbotz your partner can insert this toy while fucking you with a strap on and get off at the same time. All the while the toy is controlled by a wireless remote! There are so many options that I could go on for hours. But I won't.

Let's get to the logistics of this giveaway. Because I know that is what you want to know!

Every individual that makes a purchase during the month of May at The Dildo Whisperer's Online Store will have their name placed in a drawing held on June 1, 2010 and will be eligble to win an Urge (Valued at $180). I want you to know that when you support my small business that I really appreciate your support. That's why I want to make sure I give away the very best prizes!

But wait, there is more!

In addition, to being entered to win an Urge any individual who orders $100 or more in product during the month of  May will recieve a special gift personally sent you by Romaine. It could be a Love U Bullet, a Light Me Up Vibe, a Him Cream or a 12g tube of Cool Mint. You won't know until you get your gift in the mail.

Think I'm done? Think again!

Any individual who spends $200 or more during the month of May at The Dildo Whisperer's Online Store will get the free gift from Romaine AND be entered into a second drawing for another Urge. Doubling your chances to win!

If this isn't a MONSTER May Giveaway I don't know what is!!! You've got to be in it to win it!!! I need your help bitches and I can't wait to reward you with some of these AWESOME Prizes. Now, I Urge you to get shopping. You only have until May 31st at 11:59pm EST to make your purchases. Stop reading and get shopping! What are you waiting for????

Fine Print:
Eligibility is from 12:00am EST on May 1, 2010 until 11:59pm EST on May 31, 2010. All individuals who order during this time frame will be entered to win an Urge valued at $180. Every individual that orders $100 or more will receive a special gift from Romaine in the form of one of the following: Love U Bullet, Light Me Up Vibe, Cool Mint 12g, or Him Cream (unscented on leather scented) in addition to being entered into the first drawing. All individuals who order $200 or more in product during this time frame will also be eligible to win in the second drawing for an Urge valued at $180, plus they will receive the free gift from Romaine. In the event the same person, wins both Urge drawings they will be able to select a different item from the Love U Parties catalog.  All Drawings will be held on June 1, 2010 and winners will be notified by email. Winners will then have 10 days to claim their prize. Winners will be announced on this blog by June 5, 2010. All gifts from Romaine will be sent out no later then June 5, 2010. Any questions can be sent to Romaine@eatromaine.com

URGE

Every once in a while a toy just blows your mind. For me the toy I'm about to review blew my mind because I couldn't believe that no one had come out with a toy like this before. This toy is simply brilliant and after my review you will understand why.

URGE

We've all seen those remote controlled vibrating panties before but Urge brings something completely new to the table. Not only is Urge a stunning toy made of anodized aluminum and silicone but it features a string of silicone so you can safely insert and remove this toy from inside your body! They makers of Urge put a lot of thought into this toy. It is waterproof so it can be used just about anywhere. Plus, the body of this toy is hour glass shaped for a perfect fit. The cord being coated in silicone makes it one of the most hygienically safe toys out there and the remote control puts the power of 5 speeds in the hands of the operator.

It doesn't matter if you are gay, straight, man or a woman everyone can benefit from the fun that Urge brings to the bedroom. One of the most seductive aspects about Urge is that you can hand your lover the remote and they have full control over your orgasm. But you don't have to turn over control, you can always use that remote as you see fit. Urge has so many ways you can use it that I thought I would go over just a few.

Let's start with you men out there. Vibration can be applied to a variety of parts on a man's body. Nipples are fun to play with but even more fun is applying Urge on the taint (the area just behind your balls but before your anus). This will give you guys out there an external prostate massage and it feels great. You can also insert the Urge orb into a condom and use it anally. Just make sure to use caution.

Ladies, many of you already understand the power of a good vibrating bullet. They can be used to bring our orgasms to new heights. Use Urge on your clit or slip it inside (like a tampon) and enjoy it on your G-Spot. The cord will make it easy to remove when you are done. You could always buy vibrating panties for those times you want to have fun in public but with Urge you don't need to buy a whole new toy. Just slip Urge inside and go have fun!

For you lesbians out there who enjoy harness play I bet there have been times that you wished there was a way that the person wearing the harness could have a little assistance in getting off. Am I right? There are lots of harnesses out there that feature little pockets for vibrating bullets on your clit like the Velvet Vibrating Harness that I carry in my online store. But what if you are someone that can only get off through G-Spot stimulation? Well, Urge can help you in ways you hadn't expected. The harness wearer can put Urge inside their pussy while your partner controls the remote. That way you both can have a hand in getting each other off! Talk about adding a whole new level of fun to strap on play!

Now, that you have a few examples of how you can use Urge you can understand why I was so excited when this toy was released. It really is revolutionary and to top it off it is made in a way that just screams luxury. Urge comes packaged in a sexy leather case that is worthy of the toy inside. The Orb of Urge is rechargeable and the remote runs on a 23A battery. Urge is made of the finest materials out there so you know it is designed last. What more could you want in a toy?

Don't you feel the URGE to go get one today?

Materials: anodized aluminum, silicone
Waterproof
Size: Orb length: 3" width: 1.5"; Remote length: 2.75" width: 2"
Vibration: 5 Speeds w/  Pink LED Remote control
Lube: Love U Water Lubricant recommended
Cleaning: Clean Orb with Soap and Water or Afterglow Wipes
Includes: power adapter, vanity tote, microfiber storage bag, product manual.
1-year product warranty
Rating: ***** 5 out of 5 Stars