Luxury at your finger tips!

Have you ever fallen in love at first sight? That rare moment when you see someone or something that you know you simply cannot, will not live without? I was recently faced with such a moment. Ducky Doolittle and Metis Black came on to my radio show to talk about some the new toys that they had just added to the Love U Parties line. Knowing me as they do they knew that had to make the announcement about these toys with me so I could oooh and ahhhh over them. I did not disappoint. There were two items from the line that stood out to me as must have toys. I promise I will review both of them but for the sake of this entry I am going to stick with my favorite of the two items.

Lush

This toy is luxury at its finest. Cast is aluminum Lush is then coated in silicone to give the insertable surface a softer feel. The shaft of this toy is curved for perfect G-Spot play. All you need to do is insert it slightly and then rock it over your G-Spot. There are four small ridges on the tip that can be pulled over your G-Spot for added stimulation. Being a G-Spot girl I knew I would love Lush long before I ever actually got my hands on it.

While attending a Love U event in NYC a few weeks ago I actually got my hands on Lush for the first time. Lush comes packaged in a stunning leather case that zips up. It was the first signal to me that good things were coming. I love a toy that has a package that matches the quality of the toy. Lush had all the attributes I love from a metal toy. It had a solid and sturdy shaft and felt slightly heavy in my hand. Being made of aluminum it transmitted the vibration beautifully. I ran my fingers over the perfectly fitted and placed silicone section. Then I flipped the toy over to look at the underside of Lush. That's when I discovered something that made me weak in the knees! You see every picture I had seen of Lush before this moment only showed the top view of the toy but there was a hidden design feature there that was brilliant. I called Ducky Doolittle over and scolded her, "How could you not tell me about this design feature?"
She looked at the underside of Lush and stated, "I don't understand. Exactly how would you use this?"

Take a look at this view of Lush.

Can you see what made me so excited? It is that little groove. See it? Now, to answer Ducky's question. I would use that little groove to cup around my clit. Talk about taking your orgasms to a new level. Not only will you get amazing on point clitoral action but you will also get great surface coverage from the flat rounded tip of Lush. The controls light up beautifully with a pink LED so you will never have trouble finding the controls in the dark.

Lush is a perfectly designed G-Spotting toy and clit toy. Now, pair all of that with the fact that Lush is rechargeable, waterproof and impressively quiet and you have the world's most perfect toy. I would love to shake the hand of the designer behind Lush and thank them for the hours of fun play that I know I will be enjoying for years to come.

I should note that they ONLY place that you can get Lush is from a Love U Consultant like me. So if you want one and you know you do head over to the Dildo Whisperer's online store. You have never known luxury and quality until you own Lush. I know that was the case for me so don't wait go get this toy!

Materials: Aluminum coated in silicone, Pink LED lighted controls
Waterproof, Rechargeable
Vibration: 5 Speeds of Vibration
Length: 7" (insertable length: 4.5")
Width: 1.5 (insertable width 1.5")
Lube: Love U Water Recommended
Cleaning: Soap and Water or Afterglow Wipes
Includes: Power Adapter, Leather Vanity Tote, Microfiber Storage Bag, Product Manual
1- Year warranty

DON'T FORGET!!!

This month we have all kinds of April incentives at the Dildo Whisperer Online Store! Everyone who spends at least $100 will get a Love U Bullet Vibe. Everyone who spends $200-299 will get a Mod Rocket and tube of Cool Mint and everyone who spends more than $300 will get a Love U Bullet Vibe and a bottle of Love U Silicone Lubricant! So don't delay and get to shopping right now at the Dildo Whisperer Online Store.

See the Blog Entry: April Incentives for all the details.
If you have a sex or sex toy question that you want answered, email the Dildo Whisperer at romaine@eatromaine.com Or if you have a specific toy from my online store that you want the Dildo Whisperer to review let me know. The Dildo Whisperer is also available for Private Consultations. Simply send an email to romaine@eatromaine.com to request a one on one conversation.

Light Me Up! The story of my dead clit.

Years ago, my clit was dead. Okay, not really dead but it might as well have been. I could only have an orgasm through G-Spot stimulation and I felt like I was missing out. Everyone kept telling me that the clit was the most magical place on my body but I wasn't convinced because it sure didn't seem to work for me. I didn't know what to do to bring my clit back to life so I turned to one of my favorite sexperts, Ducky Doolittle! She has a way in which she talks about sex and toys that just seems to make perfect sense. With her help I came up with a game plan to revive my clit. The first order of business was to get myself a good strong vibrator. I went for the classic pocket rocket. The next step was to use it EVERY DAY. I did this for around a month. I tried just about every way I could think of when it came to stroking it across my clit. I went to the right side and the left, up and down and even in circles. I made up patterns and tried all kinds of stuff. After a good long while I started to feel some changes. My body started reacting to the stimulation in ways I had not expected and for the first time ever I started to understand what all the fuss was about. After figuring out where the sweet spots were I wasn't shocked when it finally happened. I had my first orgasm ever from just stimulating my clit. I was so relieved. My clit wasn't dead after all. I just needed to learn how to make it do its thing. My pocket rocket is now a staple item in my toy box. I go through more AA batteries with this thing then you can even imagine! But let me tell you, I never masturbate with out this toy close by. Not ever!

So what is this pocket rocket I am speaking of? Well, tons of companies have been making them for years but I have a special version that I carry in my online store.

Light Me Up Vibe

This toy doesn't look like much but boy does it pack a punch. The Light Me Up Vibe runs on a single AA battery. It is a single speed vibrator but as the battery fades so does the power of this toy. When it starts to get to low I just pop in a new AA and away we go! What is cool about this version is that it actually lights up when it is turned on. This makes finding any other toys you have laying around a bit easier. Not to mention any extra batteries you might bring along for the fun. The Light Me Up Vibe has a small O ring inside it where the two parts of the toy connect. This makes the toy waterproof and safe to use in the shower. It also makes clean up a bit easier. Simply wash with a little soap and water. I like to have a small finger nail brush on hand for cleaning as there are 3 little nubs at the top of the toy that are a little tricky to clean around. A little scrub and you are good to go.

This toy is so simple in design that it is hard to believe that it is so amazing but trust me it is. The best part is the price. The Light Me Up Vibe like many of its pocket rocket friends runs around $18. This isn't an expensive toy so they can die after some time but don't worry I promise you will enjoy every cent you spend on this one. So if you are a girl like me that is looking to revive your clit or you a just a girl that loves that clitoral stimulation your toy box simply must have one of these!

You can find the Light Me Up Vibe under the "Toys" section of my online toy store.

Material: Hard Plastic
Size: 2.5" Length
Vibration: One Speed
Lube: Water based Lube, or Silicone
Cleaning: Wash with soap and water, Use a small scrub brush for parts
Batteries: One AA Battery required
Rating: ***** 5 out of 5 Stars

Love U Wand

Are you one of those people that just can't get enough power in your vibrator? For a good long time your only option was the Hitachi Magic Wand. A large "massager" that you had to plug into the wall to get the power you were seeking. But what do you do if you don't have an outlet next to your bed? Or if you want to have sex somewhere other than your bedroom...like outside? And what if you don't want a toy that big? Well, I now have the perfect alternative. The Love U Wand.

With all of the power of the Hitachi Wand this bad boy is half the size! No more plugging into the wall either. A small corded battery pack plugs into the base of the Love U Wand so you you have the freedom to take this toy anywhere. I wish this toy was rechargeable but I think that we will see that development in the future. Until then this is the best thing on the market.

This toy is designed to help women who need a good amount of direct clitoral stimulation and unlike the Hitachi Magic Wand the Love U Wand as variable speeds. Many of them! Gone are the days of OFF, FAST and SLOW as your only vibration options!

Did I mention that this toy has accessories? Oh yes, it does!


These wonderful Love U Wand Attachments will help make your G-Spot sing! They are made of silicone and slip over the head of the Love U Wand. They are designed to slip inside you while keeping the head of the Love U Wand snug up against your clit. Due to the fact that these attachments are made of silicone they will transmit the vibration really well right to your G-spot all the while still giving your clit a good work over. When you buy the these amazing little attachments at my store you will get both of them in as a package deal. The nubby one and the curved one will each create their own unique sensation.

If you are looking for a toy that packs a punch the Love U Wand is exactly what you are looking for! Buy the attachments and transform your new toy in unexpected ways!

Material: Hard Plastic, Silicone
Size: 8" long; Head Size 1.5" long cord attached to battery pack
Vibration: Variable (very strong vibe on High setting)
Lube: Water Based Lube Recommended
Cleaning: Afterglow Wipes, Do Not submerge into water (Attachments: Boilable, Bleachable Top Rack Dishwasher Safe)
Accessories: Love U Wand Attacments, AAA Batteries
Batteries: 6 AAA
Rating: 5 out of 5 stars