Wednesday, April 28, 2010


Every once in a while a toy just blows your mind. For me the toy I'm about to review blew my mind because I couldn't believe that no one had come out with a toy like this before. This toy is simply brilliant and after my review you will understand why.

We've all seen those remote controlled vibrating panties before but Urge brings something completely new to the table. Not only is Urge a stunning toy made of anodized aluminum and silicone but it features a string of silicone so you can safely insert and remove this toy from inside your body! They makers of Urge put a lot of thought into this toy. It is waterproof so it can be used just about anywhere. Plus, the body of this toy is hour glass shaped for a perfect fit. The cord being coated in silicone makes it one of the most hygienically safe toys out there and the remote control puts the power of 5 speeds in the hands of the operator.

It doesn't matter if you are gay, straight, man or a woman everyone can benefit from the fun that Urge brings to the bedroom. One of the most seductive aspects about Urge is that you can hand your lover the remote and they have full control over your orgasm. But you don't have to turn over control, you can always use that remote as you see fit. Urge has so many ways you can use it that I thought I would go over just a few.
Let's start with you men out there. Vibration can be applied to a variety of parts on a man's body. Nipples are fun to play with but even more fun is applying Urge on the taint (the area just behind your balls but before your anus). This will give you guys out there an external prostate massage and it feels great. You can also insert the Urge orb into a condom and use it anally. Just make sure to use caution.

Ladies, many of you already understand the power of a good vibrating bullet. They can be used to bring our orgasms to new heights. Use Urge on your clit or slip it inside (like a tampon) and enjoy it on your G-Spot. The cord will make it easy to remove when you are done. You could always buy vibrating panties for those times you want to have fun in public but with Urge you don't need to buy a whole new toy. Just slip Urge inside and go have fun!

For you lesbians out there who enjoy harness play I bet there have been times that you wished there was a way that the person wearing the harness could have a little assistance in getting off. Am I right? There are lots of harnesses out there that feature little pockets for vibrating bullets on your clit like the Velvet Vibrating Harness that I carry in my online store. But what if you are someone that can only get off through G-Spot stimulation? Well, Urge can help you in ways you hadn't expected. The harness wearer can put Urge inside their pussy while your partner controls the remote. That way you both can have a hand in getting each other off! Talk about adding a whole new level of fun to strap on play!

Now, that you have a few examples of how you can use Urge you can understand why I was so excited when this toy was released. It really is revolutionary and to top it off it is made in a way that just screams luxury. Urge comes packaged in a sexy leather case that is worthy of the toy inside. The Orb of Urge is rechargeable and the remote runs on a 23A battery. Urge is made of the finest materials out there so you know it is designed last. What more could you want in a toy?

Don't you feel the URGE to go get one today?

Materials: anodized aluminum, silicone
Size: Orb length: 3" width: 1.5"; Remote length: 2.75" width: 2"
Vibration: 5 Speeds w/  Pink LED Remote control
Lube: Love U Water Lubricant recommended
Cleaning: Clean Orb with Soap and Water or Afterglow Wipes
Includes: power adapter, vanity tote, microfiber storage bag, product manual.
1-year product warranty

Rating: ***** 5 out of 5 Stars

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Tuesday, April 20, 2010

Luxury at your finger tips!

Have you ever fallen in love at first sight? That rare moment when you see someone or something that you know you simply cannot, will not live without? I was recently faced with such a moment. Ducky Doolittle and Metis Black came on to my radio show to talk about some the new toys that they had just added to the Love U Parties line. Knowing me as they do they knew that had to make the announcement about these toys with me so I could oooh and ahhhh over them. I did not disappoint. There were two items from the line that stood out to me as must have toys. I promise I will review both of them but for the sake of this entry I am going to stick with my favorite of the two items.


This toy is luxury at its finest. Cast is aluminum Lush is then coated in silicone to give the insertable surface a softer feel. The shaft of this toy is curved for perfect G-Spot play. All you need to do is insert it slightly and then rock it over your G-Spot. There are four small ridges on the tip that can be pulled over your G-Spot for added stimulation. Being a G-Spot girl I knew I would love Lush long before I ever actually got my hands on it.

While attending a Love U event in NYC a few weeks ago I actually got my hands on Lush for the first time. Lush comes packaged in a stunning leather case that zips up. It was the first signal to me that good things were coming. I love a toy that has a package that matches the quality of the toy. Lush had all the attributes I love from a metal toy. It had a solid and sturdy shaft and felt slightly heavy in my hand. Being made of aluminum it transmitted the vibration beautifully. I ran my fingers over the perfectly fitted and placed silicone section. Then I flipped the toy over to look at the underside of Lush. That's when I discovered something that made me weak in the knees! You see every picture I had seen of Lush before this moment only showed the top view of the toy but there was a hidden design feature there that was brilliant. I called Ducky Doolittle over and scolded her, "How could you not tell me about this design feature?"
She looked at the underside of Lush and stated, "I don't understand. Exactly how would you use this?"

Take a look at this view of Lush.

Can you see what made me so excited? It is that little groove. See it? Now, to answer Ducky's question. I would use that little groove to cup around my clit. Talk about taking your orgasms to a new level. Not only will you get amazing on point clitoral action but you will also get great surface coverage from the flat rounded tip of Lush. The controls light up beautifully with a pink LED so you will never have trouble finding the controls in the dark.

Lush is a perfectly designed G-Spotting toy and clit toy. Now, pair all of that with the fact that Lush is rechargeable, waterproof and impressively quiet and you have the world's most perfect toy. I would love to shake the hand of the designer behind Lush and thank them for the hours of fun play that I know I will be enjoying for years to come.

I should note that they ONLY place that you can get Lush is from a Love U Consultant like me. So if you want one and you know you do head over to the Dildo Whisperer's online store. You have never known luxury and quality until you own Lush. I know that was the case for me so don't wait go get this toy!

Materials: Aluminum coated in silicone, Pink LED lighted controls
Waterproof, Rechargeable
Vibration: 5 Speeds of Vibration
Length: 7" (insertable length: 4.5")
Width: 1.5 (insertable width 1.5")
Lube: Love U Water Recommended
Cleaning: Soap and Water or Afterglow Wipes
Includes: Power Adapter, Leather Vanity Tote, Microfiber Storage Bag, Product Manual
1- Year warranty


This month we have all kinds of April incentives at the Dildo Whisperer Online Store! Everyone who spends at least $100 will get a Love U Bullet Vibe. Everyone who spends $200-299 will get a Mod Rocket and tube of Cool Mint and everyone who spends more than $300 will get a Love U Bullet Vibe and a bottle of Love U Silicone Lubricant! So don't delay and get to shopping right now at the Dildo Whisperer Online Store.

See the Blog Entry: April Incentives for all the details.
If you have a sex or sex toy question that you want answered, email the Dildo Whisperer at Or if you have a specific toy from my online store that you want the Dildo Whisperer to review let me know. The Dildo Whisperer is also available for Private Consultations. Simply send an email to to request a one on one conversation.

Monday, April 12, 2010

Slimline G

Have you ever wondered what the most popular sex toys are and why? Well, you would not be alone. There are hundreds of toys out there to choose from and yet there are a small number of toys that stand out from the crowd as the most popular. While there are many reasons a toy becomes popular the number one reason is that it serves its purpose well and satisfies its user. One of these toys is the toy I am about to review. At first glance it doesn't look all that impressive but as we all know looks can be deceiving!

Slimline G
This toy was made for G-Spotting which is where it gets its name: Slimline G. As you can see the Slimline G has an egg shaped head that curves slightly. The shape is so it will slip in easily and fill up the area around the G-Spot. The curve is designed to be pointed toward your belly button for perfect placement over the G-Spot. The long skinny shafts only purpose is to make it easy to hold in place as you rock it back and forth over your G-Spot. The 7 functions of speed and pulsation will do the rest.

As women get turned on their G-Spot slowly fills with glandular fluid. This spongy tissue that makes up the G-Spot starts to swell up. As this happens the surface of the G-Spot becomes easier to feel. If you insert your fingers about 1-2" in on the upper wall just under your belly button you should be able to feel an area that has soft spongy feeling with the texture of the outside of a walnut. The fluid that fills this tissue is believed to be the same fluid that a woman ejaculates. So learning more about your G-Spot can lead to all kinds of unexpected and exciting adventures in the bedroom.

If you want to learn about your G-Spot or even if you are an experienced G-Spot player your sex life can be dramatically improved by the addition of the Slimline G in your toy box. The Slimline G operates off of the power of 2 AAA batteries so it packs a pretty good punch and it is waterproof in the event you want to use it in the shower. In the month of March the Slimline G was one of the "Top 10 Best Selling Items" at all of Love U Parties. The reason being because it works!

Materials: Hard Plastic and Waterproof
Vibration: 7 functions of Speed and Pulsation
Batteries: 2 AAA
Cleaning: Afterglow Wipes or Soap and Water
Lube: Love U Water Lubricant or Love U Silicone Lubricant
Rating: ***** 5 out of 5 Stars  

This month we have all kinds of April incentives at the Dildo Whisperer Online Store! Everyone who spends at least $100 will get a Love U Bullet Vibe. Everyone who spends $200-299 will get a Mod Rocket and tube of Cool Mint and everyone who spends more than $300 will get a Love U Bullet Vibe and a bottle of Love U Silicone Lubricant! So don't delay and get to shopping right now at the Dildo Whisperer Online Store.
See the Blog Entry: April Incentives for all the details.

If you have a sex or sex toy question that you want answered, email the Dildo Whisperer at Or if you have a specific toy from my online store that you want the Dildo Whisperer to review let me know. The Dildo Whisperer is also available for Private Consultations. Simply send an email to to request a one on one conversation.


Monday, April 5, 2010

April Incentives!

April is here! After the success of last month's March Madness Giveaway I spent hours trying to figure out a way to make it even more fun for all of you out there that are supporting the Dildo Whisperer's Online Store. I'm not going to lie I love giving stuff away and I have stated many times that there is nothing better than something FREE! So for that reason I have come up with some April Incentives to help making your sex toy shopping even more fun. Like last month, the more you buy the better it is for you! For the month of April only the following incentives will be offered:

If you spend over $100 I will personally send you a Love U Bullet Vibe!

( Cool Mint tube Not the actual size pictured)
If you spend over $200 and you will get an awesome Mod Rocket and a small tube of Cool Mint!

And if you spend over $300 I will send you out a bottle of Love U Silicone Lube and a Love U Bullet!

Now, that you have seen all the extra goodies that you can earn when you buy at the Dildo Whisperer Online Store what are you waiting for! Buying sex toys is great but it is even better when you earn free stuff while doing it!!!! I will personally ship out all of your "bonus" items so they will not be shipped with your order because I want to be able to include my own Dildo Whisperer's touch to each package!

Thanks again for all of your support!

Fine Print: This offer is valid for all orders placed at the Dildo Whisperer's Online Store. Offer is only valid until 11:59pm EST on April 30, 2010. Bonus items will be shipped within 2 weeks of the order date to the address that the order is shipped. There are no substitutions for any of the items listed.

Congratulations!! March Madness Winners!

I want to start this entry by saying thank you to everyone who helped support the Dildo Whisperer Online Store this month. I appreciate all of your business and I look forward to your future visits. Now, I would like to congratulate all of the March Madness winners. There were so many names in the drawing this month that I added a couple of extra Runner-Up prizes! Why? Because I can!!
Our First Place winner this month is: Scheri H. She will be taking home her choice bettwen a Twist Rechargeable Wand and a Rude Boy.

There were 3 Runner-Up Winners that are taking home Love U Bullet Vibes. They are: Charles M., David J., and Donna M.

Plus, I decided to give away two additional Prizes in the form of the Light Me Up Vibe. They are awarded to: Cheryl S. and Myra W.

Congrats to all of you! I have another exciting give away planned for April!