Monday, March 8, 2010

No More Hair Down There!

Anyone who has ever taken a razor to their naughty bits knows that this is a task that requires great attention and care. My friend Diana Cage wrote a whole chapter in her book, Box Lunch about the rights and wrongs of shaving one's pussy. But shaving isn't just for the ladies anymore. Even the guys are getting into the action with their smooth balls. Trimming up the bush not only makes your naughty bits look great but it helps keep things clean as well.

When prepping for this important task you must consider your supplies very carefully! For if you end up with the wrong ones the end result can be red, itchy and downright frustrating. I don't want any razor rash to keep you from having sex. So let me share with you the sure fire way to keep those razor bumps away.

Let's start with the ladies.

Kitty Shave Kreme

Kitty Shave Kreme is designed just for you ladies. It is made to shield your skin from razor bumps and irritation and will even soften your skin for a nice close and smooth shave. It is enhanced with Aloe Vera, Vitamin E, Jojoba Oil, and Shea Butter all natural ingredients that are healthy for your skin. Plus, the Kitty Shave Kreme smells like wild berries!

I have had my face in a good number of pussies over the years and let me tell you the last thing you want from a lover is a bad shave that results in a rash on your face from the stubble. If your partner hasn't achieved a nice smooth shave that is one place you don't want to be. So ladies please take care of your lovers and make sure that everything is smooth and sexy before sending them south. Oh and for you animal loving lezbots out there fear not as this product was NOT tested on any furry little critters!

Ingredients: Water (Aqua), Aloe Barbadensis (Organic Aloe Vera) Leaf Juice, Behentrimonium Methosulfate, Cetearyl Alcohol, Stearalkonium Chloride, Hydroxyethylcellulose, Wheat Amino Acids, Simmondsia Chinensis (Jojoba) Seed Oil, Silk Amino Acids, Panthenol (Pro-Vitamin B5), Avena Sativa (Oat) Kernel Extract, Allantoin, Stearyl Alcohol, PEG-75 Lanolin, Glycerin, Cetyl Alcohol, Butyrospermum Parkii (Shea Butter) Extract, Tocopheryl Acetate (Vitamin E Acetate), Fragrance (Parfum), Tetrasodium EDTA, PEG-8 Dimethicone, PEG-8 Ricinoleate, Phenoxyethanol, Methylparaben, Ethylparaben, Citric Acid
Accessories: A Reliable Razor, Sex In the Shower Foot Rest, Vibrating Sponge
Rating: **** 4 out of 5 Stars

Now, let's talk about you men out there.

BTW, this is Ben Patrick Johnson. The voice of the Derek and Romaine Show!
I know you are thinking that men have very few areas that need to be shaved but that is simply not the case. Different men prefer different levels of shaving and that's okay with me. Some men stop at their face while others venture into areas like their chest and balls! No matter what area you guys are tackling I have the perfect shave cream for you.

Total Body Shave Cream

I know guys don't want some scented shave cream that is going to take away from their perfect aroma. This is just one reason why you guys will love the Total Body Shave Cream. This cream is enhanced with Aloe Vera, Jojoba oil and Vitamin E to help shield your skin from a painful razor rash. Instead it will leave your skin feeling soft and conditioned. You will get a nice smooth shave no matter where your razor takes you!

Ingredients: Water (Aqua), Aloe Barbadensis (Organic Aloe Vera) Leaf Juice, Behentrimonium Methosulfate, Cetearyl Alcohol, Stearalkonium Chloride, Hydroxyethylcellulose, Wheat Amino Acids, Simmondsia Chinensis (Jojoba) Seed Oil, Silk Amino Acids, Panthenol (Pro-Vitamin B5), Avena Sativa (Oat) Kernel Extract, Allantoin, Stearyl Alcohol, PEG-75 Lanolin, Glycerin, Cetyl Alcohol, Butyrospermum Parkii (Shea Butter) Extract, Tocopheryl Acetate (Vitamin E Acetate), Fragrance (Parfum), Tetrasodium EDTA, PEG-8 Dimethicone, PEG-8 Ricinoleate, Phenoxyethanol, Methylparaben, Ethylparaben, Citric Acid
Accessories: A Reliable Razor
Rating: **** 4 out of 5 Stars

If you have a sex or sex toy question that you want answered, email the Dildo Whisperer at romaine@eatromaine.com Or if you have a specific toy from my online store that you want the Dildo Whisperer to review let me know. The Dildo Whisperer is also available for Private Consultations. Simply send an email to romaine@eatromaine.com to request a one on one conversation.

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