Tuesday, January 19, 2010

Valentine's Day- The ultimate gift for your guy. Part I

I know that you guys are thinking it is too early to be thinking about Valentine's Day but I was just in my local Target store the other day and I have to respectfully disagree. They had a huge corner of the store sectioned off for all things pink and red. It was like cupid and all but puked on the place. The truth is Valentine's Day is approaching. But sadly, not for everyone because it considered to be a holiday where ladies get gifts of love. But what about the guys? Have you ever really looked at the selection of Valentine's gifts and thought, "yeah, my man would so love that!" You haven't? The reason for that is that those gifts suck! Well, I say fuck that shit! Guys deserve kick ass gifts too.



For this very reason dear reader I am putting together a list of five items that would make any man happy. I think it is time that the men get in on Valentine's Day. After all, they enjoy a gift of love too!








1. The Cock Ring!
Get your guy a cock ring. Most guys have a fantasy that their cock was just a little bit bigger. While a cock ring won't actually make his dick bigger it will make it feel bigger! The function of a cock ring is to keep the blood from rushing out of a man's dick. This keeps him harder longer and will help intensify his orgasm. Take a look at a few options that I have in the "For Him" section of my online toy store.


This is the perfect beginner cock ring. If your man has never played with one before this is where you should start. This stretchy cock ring is made of a thick, soft and seamless neoprene. It is made to fit comfortably around your cock and balls without pulling your skin or hair. You can also use it with any type of lube for an even more comfortable fit. The reason this is a good beginner cock ring is because you don't have to fear getting "caught" in this toy. If it starts to feel overly snug it is easy to remove unlike metal cock rings.
Material: Neoprene
Size: 1.75" and 2"
Lube: Any type
Rating: **** 4 out of 5 Stars

Adding this to your cock is like adding turbo power to your car. We already know the added benefits of wearing a cock ring but let's talk about how adding a bullet vibe to that takes sex while wearing a cock ring to a whole new level. If the man wearing this cock ring is having sex with a woman he can turn the vibe so it rests on the top of his cock. As he trusts this vibe will make contact with her clit. Any clit girl will tell you this is exactly the kind of play she wants! If the man wearing this cock ring is having sex with another man or using it while alone I suggest turning the vibe so it rests on his perineum (the space between his balls and anus). This will allow the vibration to massage the P-spot. Trust me fellas, it feels good!
This leather c-ring features a 3 speed one touch bullet vibe so you can adjust the speed depending on your needs. The vibe itself runs on 3 watch batteries that can be purchased in my online store. The vibe is also waterproof and easily removable for cleaning. The leather strap on this cock ring is adjustable and features a snap closure making it very easy to get on and off.

Materials: Leather, Hard Plastic, Metal Snap Closure
Vibe: 3 speed, one touch, waterproof
Batteries: 3 Watch
Lube: water based recommended
Cleaning: Soap and Water or Afterglow Wipes
Rating: **** 4 out of 5 Stars

If you want to try a vibrating cock ring but not sure you are going to like it then this might be the perfect cock ring for you. Think of this c-ring as a sampler. It is designed for one use which is why it only costs $7. It will still give you many of the benefits of all the other c-rings only you wear this one just around the base of the penis. Sample it out and if you like it buy the Leather C-Ring with the 3 Speed vibe. (slick shaft toy pictured to the left is not included)
Materials: Jelly Rubber
Vibration: One speed, one touch
Single Use Only
Rating: *** 3 out of 5 Stars

Okay, so we have talked about a few cock rings but I saved the most impressive for last. This is not your average cock ring and you should have a fair amount of experience with cock rings before giving this one a shot. The C-Sling is made out of high grade silicone and is not very stretchy so it takes a little maneuvering to get all the goods in place with this one. Lube up the inner ring of the C-Sling then start with your balls. Push them in first before moving on to the shaft of your penis. Make sure you have a good understanding of what size cock ring you typically wear to ensure a comfortable experience. Once you have this bad boy in place you are good to go. The C-Sling has a design unlike any other cock ring out there. The tear drop tip is designed to point back towards your taint. It cups your balls all while pressing or "tapping" on your perineum and delivering an external prostate massage as you move. The C-Sling will also help elongate your orgasm for up to 45 seconds! Now, doesn't that sound like a winner?

Materials: Silicone
Size: Wide band for Comfort, Interior Diameter 1 5/8"
Lube: Water Based Recommended
Cleaning: Soap and Water, Boilable, Bleachable and Dishwasher safe
Other: Hypoallergenic
Rating: ***** 5 out of 5

In the coming days, I will give you four more great gift ideas from my online toy store for the man in your life. Even if that man is yourself!

If you have a sex or sex toy question that you would like the Dildo Whisperer to answer let me know. I am also available for private consultations. Simply email me at romaine@eatromaine and I will get right back to you.

5 comments:

  1. i care!, love the post keep up the good work babes

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  2. My ex got me my first cock ring ever for christmas. It was an amazing gift and this is definately a great valentines day gift idea. I love it. Great article Romaine. Keep them comming!

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  3. Cock rings are the best! So simple, so cheap, but so fun.

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  4. Cock rings are fun... they look great, feel great, and make me last longer, harder and cum more intense!!!

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